Jeff Lell
@jefflell.bsky.social
Just moved over to Bluesky. It's now raining. Omen much?
Also in the tuberculosis sense 🤷
December 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Also in the tuberculosis sense 🤷
Pretty sure a yurt won't hurt you 🤣 But yeah, take care of that ticker dude!
December 22, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Pretty sure a yurt won't hurt you 🤣 But yeah, take care of that ticker dude!
Tried that last week but with Central Europe rather than California. Did not work out so well for me. Thank God for Jagermeister.
December 22, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Tried that last week but with Central Europe rather than California. Did not work out so well for me. Thank God for Jagermeister.
So you're, um, admitting you are a moron? OK cool!
December 21, 2025 at 12:30 AM
So you're, um, admitting you are a moron? OK cool!
Infantile incel? Prepubescent pedophile? Minor MAGA? All of the above?
December 4, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Infantile incel? Prepubescent pedophile? Minor MAGA? All of the above?
But, but, wait I mean butt sex. Ugh. Awesome timeline.
November 12, 2025 at 11:58 PM
But, but, wait I mean butt sex. Ugh. Awesome timeline.
No assault, extra pepper.
November 7, 2025 at 1:46 AM
No assault, extra pepper.
Hazelnut stollen will always be the best but election stollen is a close second.
November 5, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Hazelnut stollen will always be the best but election stollen is a close second.
Paolo di Canio sez wut
November 1, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Paolo di Canio sez wut
Every damn day is the opportunity. Used to not always be appropriate. But now...
November 1, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Every damn day is the opportunity. Used to not always be appropriate. But now...
Mulholland Drive is my go-to that others don't get. O Brother Where Art Thou too.
October 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Mulholland Drive is my go-to that others don't get. O Brother Where Art Thou too.
My belly is safely at home in Atlanta. Love me some Tanya Donelly though. Hope the Breeders or Primitives come through here sometime soon if they're still around.
October 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
My belly is safely at home in Atlanta. Love me some Tanya Donelly though. Hope the Breeders or Primitives come through here sometime soon if they're still around.
Please tag me. Fuck these motherfuckers.
October 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Please tag me. Fuck these motherfuckers.
Not to argue any points here but I admit that I'd pay very good money to watch Ezra Klein attempt to swallow 50 live frogs.
October 2, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Not to argue any points here but I admit that I'd pay very good money to watch Ezra Klein attempt to swallow 50 live frogs.
Urging. Strongly. Possibly even releasing a memo. Strength in banality!
October 1, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Urging. Strongly. Possibly even releasing a memo. Strength in banality!
Wow. He didn't even kill innocent Venezuelan fisherman? Weak!
September 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Wow. He didn't even kill innocent Venezuelan fisherman? Weak!
Oh. You mean the main reasons why I moved here in the first place? Am I the chicken or the egg?
September 24, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Oh. You mean the main reasons why I moved here in the first place? Am I the chicken or the egg?
Me. It's me. I identify with hating and fighting fascists. I would like to be on whatever list keeps track of this shit.
September 23, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Me. It's me. I identify with hating and fighting fascists. I would like to be on whatever list keeps track of this shit.
Hair is an expensive accessory
September 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Hair is an expensive accessory