Me explaining how I'm not that smart:
Yeah, I don't know much about science book...

This is correct
Kinks 1968-70 > Beatles 68-70
Not even close, although Abbey Road is pretty great

We asked criminals to release all the incriminating evidence they have on themselves and since they didn't, we'll now be asking them to arrest themselves!

Don't worry, We're going to ask the DOJ to arrest themselves. That will totally work

We demand the DOJ to arrest themselves! That'll work

'talking about'
'possible'

You guys asked a criminal to release all the incriminating evidence he has on himself and when he doesn't you 'talk' about 'maybe' imposing some consequences.

Just pathetic loser talk from powerless losers

You guys tried to compel by law a criminal to release all the incriminating evidence he has on himself and then act shocked when he doesn't do it. Congress is a powerless joke but good burn I guess

Hey, what if you got ripped off by somebody different instead? You'd like that

Come and See....a giant inflatable turkey

Hey buddy, what are you squatting about?