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Stereotypical Middle-Aged White Suburbanite Dork. I have Wife/Kids/SUV/Battery powered hedge trimmer etc...
I mostly post esoteric jokes
I mostly post esoteric jokes
Urban Well shout-out!!
February 6, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Urban Well shout-out!!
And NKVD Execution Squads were pumped full of bathtub vodka before yet another nights work of shooting people in the back of the head in an open pit. You gotta be a booze monkey to take part in a death squad of any political stripe it turns out
January 30, 2026 at 2:36 AM
And NKVD Execution Squads were pumped full of bathtub vodka before yet another nights work of shooting people in the back of the head in an open pit. You gotta be a booze monkey to take part in a death squad of any political stripe it turns out
Don't forget "Caffeine Innovator"
January 25, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Don't forget "Caffeine Innovator"
They repeatedly misspelled “Bored”
January 23, 2026 at 7:08 PM
They repeatedly misspelled “Bored”
Or bust is 2.5 seasons and become a backup QB for the Hamilton Tiger-Cats
January 20, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Or bust is 2.5 seasons and become a backup QB for the Hamilton Tiger-Cats
Big HOA vibes to be sure
January 20, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Big HOA vibes to be sure
"Both of these QB's believe the God of Abraham and the creator of the entire universe, all knowing and all seeing from the beginning of time to the end, will grant them the power to win this game tonight. Only ONE will be proven correct. Now here's Tom with the weather..."
January 20, 2026 at 2:17 AM
"Both of these QB's believe the God of Abraham and the creator of the entire universe, all knowing and all seeing from the beginning of time to the end, will grant them the power to win this game tonight. Only ONE will be proven correct. Now here's Tom with the weather..."
You believe even Mormons are tempted to price gouge?
January 20, 2026 at 12:55 AM
You believe even Mormons are tempted to price gouge?
This has been investigated deadspin.com/theres-one-t...
Deadspin | There's One Tiny Business Behind All Those Giant Flags
Deadspin | There's One Tiny Business Behind All Those Giant Flags
deadspin.com
January 20, 2026 at 12:44 AM
This has been investigated deadspin.com/theres-one-t...
Just heard the theme to Heavy Metal kick in 🎶
January 19, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Just heard the theme to Heavy Metal kick in 🎶
Female impersonator impersonators. The Inception of Drag, if you will. All looking at Pam Anderson c1996 and thinking "She's holding back..."
January 19, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Female impersonator impersonators. The Inception of Drag, if you will. All looking at Pam Anderson c1996 and thinking "She's holding back..."
I think of it as "Delightful Garbage"
January 18, 2026 at 10:29 PM
I think of it as "Delightful Garbage"
Harbaugh looks like an open-mouthed carp whenever they cut to him when a play fails. It's really something to wastch...
January 12, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Harbaugh looks like an open-mouthed carp whenever they cut to him when a play fails. It's really something to wastch...
The bulk of the Brown Shirts were those that WISHED they were mentally and physically broken enough to be considered for the Freikorps. Once you scoop up the remains of your best friend in your hands and curse god himself, you are living a separate existence from the “wannabees”
January 11, 2026 at 2:48 AM
The bulk of the Brown Shirts were those that WISHED they were mentally and physically broken enough to be considered for the Freikorps. Once you scoop up the remains of your best friend in your hands and curse god himself, you are living a separate existence from the “wannabees”
No worries at all. Thank you for the update and we all look forward to hearing your next transmission
January 9, 2026 at 3:17 AM
No worries at all. Thank you for the update and we all look forward to hearing your next transmission
Or solve a mystery left behind by Mr. Bloodhound. WTF Man?!?
January 5, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Or solve a mystery left behind by Mr. Bloodhound. WTF Man?!?
Who's on the Guest List so far?
January 5, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Who's on the Guest List so far?
There's a window between now and when the CFL season starts we may be able to fit it in
January 4, 2026 at 4:21 AM
There's a window between now and when the CFL season starts we may be able to fit it in
Turns out getting rid of the racist banner in your state flag has positive consequences, I guess?
January 2, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Turns out getting rid of the racist banner in your state flag has positive consequences, I guess?
That was some Doug Flutie CFL-Level craziness right there!
January 2, 2026 at 3:51 AM
That was some Doug Flutie CFL-Level craziness right there!
I now need to wash my hands after scrolling onto that pic
January 2, 2026 at 3:38 AM
I now need to wash my hands after scrolling onto that pic
Look, America can produce some fine wines no question (we don't want 'em but that a different thread) but it's nothing compared to the effort we put in to making world-class Plonk that'll get you 'effed up quicker and better. Spread the word!
January 1, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Look, America can produce some fine wines no question (we don't want 'em but that a different thread) but it's nothing compared to the effort we put in to making world-class Plonk that'll get you 'effed up quicker and better. Spread the word!