Jeffrey
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As a dog owner i can confirm, they're always trying to do 20 damage to themselves
January 29, 2025 at 5:32 AM
As a dog owner i can confirm, they're always trying to do 20 damage to themselves
The Switch E-Shop is so encumbered with shovelware, it's unsightly
January 27, 2025 at 3:43 AM
The Switch E-Shop is so encumbered with shovelware, it's unsightly
Saying something funny then adding "/s" really takes the teeth out of your joke /s
January 26, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Saying something funny then adding "/s" really takes the teeth out of your joke /s
I had a dream the other night where I looked in the mirror and the reflection back was the guy that I replaced at my current job. Extremely contrived. 2 and a half stars.
January 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I had a dream the other night where I looked in the mirror and the reflection back was the guy that I replaced at my current job. Extremely contrived. 2 and a half stars.
Ordering troops to the Mexican border is extra stupid when you remember that the majority of "illegal" immigrants come here legally on airplanes and then overstay their visas. Hope the troops brought a gameboy or a book or something.
January 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Ordering troops to the Mexican border is extra stupid when you remember that the majority of "illegal" immigrants come here legally on airplanes and then overstay their visas. Hope the troops brought a gameboy or a book or something.
When you let Gratitude take control? That's Gratitouille
January 22, 2025 at 9:43 PM
When you let Gratitude take control? That's Gratitouille
Every once in awhile I crave a purple Gatorade so much that i will make a special trip to get one and then a year goes by before I want another one
January 22, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Every once in awhile I crave a purple Gatorade so much that i will make a special trip to get one and then a year goes by before I want another one
Reposted by Jeffrey
![musk with the disco elysium ui superimposed
YOU - "Thank you, thank you!"
As the crowd cheers and roars, you recognize the place you are in. The power you were given, and what this means for the future of the nation you inhabit.
EMPATHY - These people see hope in you.
They see you as some sort of messiah. This belief is something you should treat delicately.
AUTHORITY - A mighty speech calls for a mighty pose. You need to emphasize this moment with a symbol of strength and unity.
ENCYCLOPEDIA [Medium: Failure) - [Try to remember a cool pose.)
The roman salute is a pose that represented strength in ancient times, and in modern times represents a return to traditional values. It would be a good callback to antiquity.
REACTION SPEED [Heroic: Failure] - Wait, no, don't-](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:uu5axsmbm2or2dngy4gwchec/bafkreigwtc6hbtx57cry5kzy732xghmu52o5hbycj4mjwuupdt3j6unrsi@jpeg)
The most meaningful form of speaking out right now is complete boycott. Point your money and your time away from the thing you detest. If the majority of people do that to a specific thing most companies, products, and people lose their power like a fire in a room without oxygen. Make X Blockbuster.
January 22, 2025 at 8:48 AM
The most meaningful form of speaking out right now is complete boycott. Point your money and your time away from the thing you detest. If the majority of people do that to a specific thing most companies, products, and people lose their power like a fire in a room without oxygen. Make X Blockbuster.
Woke up for a glass of water and started thinking about how it's funny that in Japanese a chicken is called にわとり (niwatori) which is just the words "yard" and "bird"
January 22, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Woke up for a glass of water and started thinking about how it's funny that in Japanese a chicken is called にわとり (niwatori) which is just the words "yard" and "bird"
The OptimistsUnite subreddit is the strongest argument for pessimism I've ever seen
January 21, 2025 at 6:01 AM
The OptimistsUnite subreddit is the strongest argument for pessimism I've ever seen