The situation in Venezuela is dire. As we speak, Chuck Shumer is writing a strongly worded Letter to the Editor at the AARP Bulletin.

Fascism: you're soaking in it...

I'll take acid-washed jeans, back-acne and getting lunch-time swirlies over Kristie Noem cosplaying John Rambo any day...

Musk is absolutely adorable when he's trying to tweet like his Papa, the Pumpkin King. He still has some work to do though: throw in some misspellings. Maybe rant a bit about Hillary's emails. Or flush toilets. Mwuah... *chef's kiss* That's some perfecto cofefe

...well, not anyone that isn't a Fascist

Maybe she could book Kid Rock to deliver the homily