Jeffries
jeffrieskettle.bsky.social
Jeffries
@jeffrieskettle.bsky.social
100%. Which is why I laugh at all of the uninformed commentary of people who are alarmed that large language models are going to turn on us like in SciFi movies. This isn't intelligence of any sort. If that ever comes, it will not be based on this current technology.
January 2, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Fuuuuuck that sucks
December 5, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I'm glad you're posting about it!
November 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Don't give up
November 8, 2025 at 3:27 AM
That is one wild and confusing combover
November 7, 2025 at 5:37 AM
For real. Fuck the clowns like @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social who opposed him until the very last second. All of these sellouts need to be primaried.
November 6, 2025 at 3:18 AM
100%. And people only responding to the last part of his speech talking about how gracious he acted obviously didn't see the first 75% of it. He was a whiny little bitch.
November 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
My fellow new Yorkers, if you don't vote in favor of freezing rent I will never forgive you. Just fucking vote in our self interests for once in your goddamn lives. Turn out to vote! Early voting shows it's mostly boomers voting so far which is really concerning news
October 29, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I guess you can
October 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Man, scalpers are such miserable assholes for making even regular battle decks impossible to purchase for kids
October 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I've had... interactions with people here and elsewhere who find no fault in abstaining from voting, because "they were all bad". Like, bitch, the rapid transition from a democratic republic (kinda) to an autocracy is not on equal footing with what Kamala would have brought.
October 23, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Just wanted to say thank you for your generosity and kindness at your booth yesterday, and for the best remarque I have ever received.
October 10, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Wow I've never seen these before.

God I hate that Idiocracy was prophetic.
October 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Sorry to bug you again--how many comics would be annoying for someone to bring to sign? Just want to make sure I'm not pissing people off. Ty!
October 8, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Awesome thank you
October 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Hi Javier, do you know what your booth hours Thursday will be?
October 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
This is amazing
October 8, 2025 at 11:52 AM
It absolutely fucking astounds me seeing these white women who sold their souls to defend a child rapist who is dismantling American democracy. What short term gain is worth a legacy of revulsion? History will not be kind to these people.
October 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I'm so worried that my fellow new Yorkers are going to let us all down again and not vote in the mayor we deserve. We haven't elected a good mayor in DECADES. we always vote against our own interests. People need to vote this time!
October 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I just had an exchange with some guy here who was defending abstaining voters who didn't know it would be this bad.

Bitch, we had an entire Tolkien-sized handbook describing each and every abhorrent, democracy-dismantling action the Trump admin would take.

Voters failed us. They killed the US
October 3, 2025 at 12:19 PM
You may want to read your own messages before you post. You've been defending people who abstained from voting because they felt that both sides were just as bad, how there was no way to predict the future despite there being a 900 page document outlining exactly what Trump was going to do.
October 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM