Jeff Rodenkirch
@jeffrodenkirch.bsky.social
My favorite quote:
"Everyone thinks they have the best dog. And none of them are wrong."
— W.R. Purche
"Everyone thinks they have the best dog. And none of them are wrong."
— W.R. Purche
Was he a daddy?
February 5, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Was he a daddy?
I feel sorry for *both* lecterns...
January 29, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I feel sorry for *both* lecterns...
I know kung-fu.
And three other Chinese words...
And three other Chinese words...
January 28, 2026 at 10:50 AM
I know kung-fu.
And three other Chinese words...
And three other Chinese words...
It's because Adobe sucks balls...
January 28, 2026 at 10:47 AM
It's because Adobe sucks balls...
And nobody wants a rehash anyway. HBO has money, come up with some original material!
January 26, 2026 at 11:01 PM
And nobody wants a rehash anyway. HBO has money, come up with some original material!
The US should just stick to 'Hand Egg.' That's what real football fans should start calling 'American Football.'
President Trump: uniting the rest of the world against America.
President Trump: uniting the rest of the world against America.
January 24, 2026 at 1:14 AM
The US should just stick to 'Hand Egg.' That's what real football fans should start calling 'American Football.'
President Trump: uniting the rest of the world against America.
President Trump: uniting the rest of the world against America.
Brings a new meaning to the term 'crosshairs.'
January 23, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Brings a new meaning to the term 'crosshairs.'
Jesus is in the barrel of any gun pointed at an infidel.
January 23, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Jesus is in the barrel of any gun pointed at an infidel.
She'd better start writing some good songs
January 22, 2026 at 5:12 PM
She'd better start writing some good songs
They are Devo!
January 22, 2026 at 5:09 PM
They are Devo!
Yes, we expect more out of Tenacious D, the band that brought us the song 'Fuck Her Gently'
Get real.
Get real.
January 21, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Yes, we expect more out of Tenacious D, the band that brought us the song 'Fuck Her Gently'
Get real.
Get real.
A good first step.
Now, shut down all the servers.
Now, shut down all the servers.
January 21, 2026 at 5:22 PM
A good first step.
Now, shut down all the servers.
Now, shut down all the servers.
Sorry, the title is 'Slow Motion Walter, Fire Engine Guy'
January 20, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Sorry, the title is 'Slow Motion Walter, Fire Engine Guy'
He kicked as with the Foo Fighters though.
January 20, 2026 at 10:23 PM
He kicked as with the Foo Fighters though.
If I wanted brine I would have asked for brine.
January 20, 2026 at 8:31 PM
If I wanted brine I would have asked for brine.
'Trump Cologne'
Please! Call it by its real name: Kerosene.
Please! Call it by its real name: Kerosene.
January 19, 2026 at 6:35 PM
'Trump Cologne'
Please! Call it by its real name: Kerosene.
Please! Call it by its real name: Kerosene.
Devin Nunes speaks, but all I hear is 'mooooooooooo'
January 19, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Devin Nunes speaks, but all I hear is 'mooooooooooo'
It all started in 1990 with the movie 'Ghost'.
Patrick Swayze's role should have gone to someone who was actually dead.
Patrick Swayze's role should have gone to someone who was actually dead.
January 19, 2026 at 6:22 PM
It all started in 1990 with the movie 'Ghost'.
Patrick Swayze's role should have gone to someone who was actually dead.
Patrick Swayze's role should have gone to someone who was actually dead.
Hydrants are all bullies.
January 19, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Hydrants are all bullies.
We don't deserve dogs.
January 19, 2026 at 6:14 PM
We don't deserve dogs.
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Not to DJT.
He also thinks that Alaska and Hawaii are just off the coast of California, because that's where they are on his map from the third grade. (highest level of education)
He also thinks that Alaska and Hawaii are just off the coast of California, because that's where they are on his map from the third grade. (highest level of education)
January 19, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Not to DJT.
He also thinks that Alaska and Hawaii are just off the coast of California, because that's where they are on his map from the third grade. (highest level of education)
He also thinks that Alaska and Hawaii are just off the coast of California, because that's where they are on his map from the third grade. (highest level of education)
This is SO wrong!
On many different levels.
On many different levels.
January 18, 2026 at 8:11 PM
This is SO wrong!
On many different levels.
On many different levels.