Jeff Roney
@jeffroney.bsky.social
Married dude, childless, author, comedian, voice actor, instructor, trivia lover, Virgo, and a retired podcaster. I am also fluent in sarcasm, satire and some Spanish. These are my opinions, and you may get offended.
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Jeff Roney
@jeffroney.bsky.social
· Nov 15
Hi, my name is Jeff (Jerf to my friends). I'm a 60-ish, married guy, Virgo, living in NC. Things I like:
🎬 Star Wars (ANH, ESB, ROTJ), Step Brothers, Hitchcock films
📺 Lost, OUAT, BSG, Deadwood, Warrior, Police Squad
🎮 TLOU, Fallout (Not 76), RDR, Secret of Mana, Resident Evil, KOTOR
🎬 Star Wars (ANH, ESB, ROTJ), Step Brothers, Hitchcock films
📺 Lost, OUAT, BSG, Deadwood, Warrior, Police Squad
🎮 TLOU, Fallout (Not 76), RDR, Secret of Mana, Resident Evil, KOTOR
With all the things happening these days - I've been doing lots of studying on the French Revolution...
March 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
With all the things happening these days - I've been doing lots of studying on the French Revolution...
To Canada: Sorry, our new Prez - is a thin-skinned, narcissistic, idiot.
To Those That Voted For Trump: You did this. We tried to tell you...
To Those That Voted For Trump: You did this. We tried to tell you...
March 4, 2025 at 5:58 PM
To Canada: Sorry, our new Prez - is a thin-skinned, narcissistic, idiot.
To Those That Voted For Trump: You did this. We tried to tell you...
To Those That Voted For Trump: You did this. We tried to tell you...
I can't stand my name! Jeff. It's so boring. Jeff. I have a few ideas...
The artist formerly known as Jeff - No...,
Ice T - its a great name, but I needed more. What about -
Arnold Palmer - yeah, already taken,
Walt Disney Jr. - That way, I could get into the parks for free!
The artist formerly known as Jeff - No...,
Ice T - its a great name, but I needed more. What about -
Arnold Palmer - yeah, already taken,
Walt Disney Jr. - That way, I could get into the parks for free!
February 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I can't stand my name! Jeff. It's so boring. Jeff. I have a few ideas...
The artist formerly known as Jeff - No...,
Ice T - its a great name, but I needed more. What about -
Arnold Palmer - yeah, already taken,
Walt Disney Jr. - That way, I could get into the parks for free!
The artist formerly known as Jeff - No...,
Ice T - its a great name, but I needed more. What about -
Arnold Palmer - yeah, already taken,
Walt Disney Jr. - That way, I could get into the parks for free!
It's hard to make friends when you are older.
I met a lady at a mixer
- and she was SO rude!
- She gave me the silent treatment.
It turns out she was a Mime.
But, she can always be on my team in Charades.
I met a lady at a mixer
- and she was SO rude!
- She gave me the silent treatment.
It turns out she was a Mime.
But, she can always be on my team in Charades.
February 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
It's hard to make friends when you are older.
I met a lady at a mixer
- and she was SO rude!
- She gave me the silent treatment.
It turns out she was a Mime.
But, she can always be on my team in Charades.
I met a lady at a mixer
- and she was SO rude!
- She gave me the silent treatment.
It turns out she was a Mime.
But, she can always be on my team in Charades.
I was talking to this Mime the other day - he was SO rude!
Just gave me the silent treatment and then pretended to slam an invisible door in my face.
Just gave me the silent treatment and then pretended to slam an invisible door in my face.
February 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I was talking to this Mime the other day - he was SO rude!
Just gave me the silent treatment and then pretended to slam an invisible door in my face.
Just gave me the silent treatment and then pretended to slam an invisible door in my face.
Breaking News: Mime finally speaks out after escaping the box.
February 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Breaking News: Mime finally speaks out after escaping the box.
I'm worried about Gym Jordan. He's not complaining about high grocery and gas prices anymore...
February 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I'm worried about Gym Jordan. He's not complaining about high grocery and gas prices anymore...
Why can't millennials be happy with current technology? They keep 'discovering' old things like:
Polaroid cameras,
Record players for their 'vinyl', and
Owning and caring for a Pet Rock.
It's ridiculous! I don't want to check time on a sundial, text people with Morse code, or churn my own butter!
Polaroid cameras,
Record players for their 'vinyl', and
Owning and caring for a Pet Rock.
It's ridiculous! I don't want to check time on a sundial, text people with Morse code, or churn my own butter!
February 19, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Why can't millennials be happy with current technology? They keep 'discovering' old things like:
Polaroid cameras,
Record players for their 'vinyl', and
Owning and caring for a Pet Rock.
It's ridiculous! I don't want to check time on a sundial, text people with Morse code, or churn my own butter!
Polaroid cameras,
Record players for their 'vinyl', and
Owning and caring for a Pet Rock.
It's ridiculous! I don't want to check time on a sundial, text people with Morse code, or churn my own butter!
Hello Democrats - are you out there?
February 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Hello Democrats - are you out there?
Just putting it out there, but I'd love to be on @mrbrettgoldstein.bsky.social 's podcast - and discuss the classic film - Phase IV presented by Raid - obviously.
February 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Just putting it out there, but I'd love to be on @mrbrettgoldstein.bsky.social 's podcast - and discuss the classic film - Phase IV presented by Raid - obviously.
Is it just me, or doesn't Chappell Roan currently look like Johnny Depp - in his Alice in Wonderland phase. Discuss.
February 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Is it just me, or doesn't Chappell Roan currently look like Johnny Depp - in his Alice in Wonderland phase. Discuss.
I have found the way to feel younger at any age - I add 'and a half' to my age when people ask. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
February 12, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I have found the way to feel younger at any age - I add 'and a half' to my age when people ask. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
@ojotaylor.bsky.social Thanks so much for all the incredible music you created in the 80s and 90s specifically. My SoCal friends and I were so lucky to experience it. So many great memories.
February 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
@ojotaylor.bsky.social Thanks so much for all the incredible music you created in the 80s and 90s specifically. My SoCal friends and I were so lucky to experience it. So many great memories.
I love my wife. She is well-read, multi-lingual, and loves to laugh - not at my jokes, but yeah.
I speak English, some Klingon, and Latin - Pig Latin.
I've read Shakespeare - and am convinced his name is misspelled. #comedy #joke #dohashtagsworkanymore?
I speak English, some Klingon, and Latin - Pig Latin.
I've read Shakespeare - and am convinced his name is misspelled. #comedy #joke #dohashtagsworkanymore?
February 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I love my wife. She is well-read, multi-lingual, and loves to laugh - not at my jokes, but yeah.
I speak English, some Klingon, and Latin - Pig Latin.
I've read Shakespeare - and am convinced his name is misspelled. #comedy #joke #dohashtagsworkanymore?
I speak English, some Klingon, and Latin - Pig Latin.
I've read Shakespeare - and am convinced his name is misspelled. #comedy #joke #dohashtagsworkanymore?
I'm thinking that since the new Prez has been sworn in, that we can accept that Allison Riggs won the race that the votes have been counted and verified multiple times in NC. Right? #NC #AllisonRiggs #WakeCountyDems
February 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I'm thinking that since the new Prez has been sworn in, that we can accept that Allison Riggs won the race that the votes have been counted and verified multiple times in NC. Right? #NC #AllisonRiggs #WakeCountyDems
So, how do all the people that sat out of the 2024 election feel now?
I'll wait...
I'll wait...
February 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
So, how do all the people that sat out of the 2024 election feel now?
I'll wait...
I'll wait...
