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Jeff Samsonow
@jeffsamsonow.bsky.social
Your friendly neighbourhood mediocre-man and pandemic buzzkill.😷 he/him in #yeg on Treaty 6. same @ on🦣
I like to think this sign is needed because so many people try to make espresso at Ikea.
February 8, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Jeans, sneakers, and a grenade launcher full of tear gas. These murderous chuds really are cosplaying their stormtrooper dreams. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/27/u...
January 29, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Bicycles Deliver The Freedom That Auto Ads Promise.

I love this photo I snapped during the Canadian Road Cycling Championships in Edmonton a few years ago. As I was riding home in the bike lanes, a competitor passed by me on their way to Whyte Ave. for the criterium races.
January 17, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Wear a mask and you can ignore this entire section of your pharmacy.
January 8, 2026 at 10:45 PM
If you are still here to see this post, welcome to U.N Agenda 2030! Have a happy and healthy Sustainment Agenda.
January 1, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Oh, I'm gonna keep #SaltingTheVibes, don't you worry. Masking is the minimum we can do for each other's health in year 6-7 of the pandemic. #OneOfTheTwo
December 31, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Santa Claus Will Return In Avengers: Doomsday
December 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Shopping local makes Christmas merry and bright. 🎁✨
Remember to check your favourite nearby stores for Boxing Day too!
December 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Yellow snow alert! Yellow snow alert!
December 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
"Finding Mr. Christmas" looks like a cheesy Hallmark competition show where a bunch of Zoolander male models try to win a role in holiday movie. But! It's actually a wholesome antidote to toxic masculinity - the guys are genuinely nice and supportive, and there is plenty of crying. 🥲
December 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
This sandwich board goes hard for the holidays.
December 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I'm not saying it will work, but since the Lieutenant-Governor of Alberta is yet to sign the UCP bill taking away human rights into law, we can still ask her not to. Email: [email protected] Phone: (780) 427-7243
December 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Colin Kaepernick is six years younger, but the NFL will roll out a mummified corpse at QB before admitting racism.
December 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Look at these school illness charts. They rise like a roller-coaster in 2020 and have not come down. The question of what's causing school absences is really like a one-question exam that already has the answer filled in and somehow everyone is still getting an F.
December 5, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I know what my next home needs.
December 2, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I hope you all took advantage of the extra day today.
December 1, 2025 at 11:00 PM
It's always projection and deflection when it comes to accountability and responsibility. Same as it ever was (with this party).
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Cold and wet Sunday morning and Albertans are still showing up for their Trans neighbours, and everyone else targeted by attacks on human and civil rights.
November 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Sunday morning in Edmonton. Stand up for human rights before the Alberta government takes away yours.
November 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Can't make the vaccine case much clearer than measles. Just 5% of infections in Canada are people with the recommended 2 doses. Get all your shots, wear a mask and clean your air folks, this won't get any easier.
November 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Yes, we are open for beers at 11am. But respectfully.
November 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
That fumble nearly cost both of us, Jacobs.
November 11, 2025 at 4:59 AM
These are not proper N95s, so you can understand my confusion and interest on the matter.
November 6, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I ❤️ democratic socialism
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Ah, yes, the good old days (of Twitter).
November 4, 2025 at 4:34 AM