Jeff Samsonow
@jeffsamsonow.bsky.social
Your friendly neighbourhood mediocre-man and pandemic buzzkill.😷 he/him in #yeg on Treaty 6. same @ on🦣
I like to think this sign is needed because so many people try to make espresso at Ikea.
February 8, 2026 at 8:28 PM
I like to think this sign is needed because so many people try to make espresso at Ikea.
Jeans, sneakers, and a grenade launcher full of tear gas. These murderous chuds really are cosplaying their stormtrooper dreams. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/27/u...
January 29, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Jeans, sneakers, and a grenade launcher full of tear gas. These murderous chuds really are cosplaying their stormtrooper dreams. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/27/u...
Bicycles Deliver The Freedom That Auto Ads Promise.
I love this photo I snapped during the Canadian Road Cycling Championships in Edmonton a few years ago. As I was riding home in the bike lanes, a competitor passed by me on their way to Whyte Ave. for the criterium races.
I love this photo I snapped during the Canadian Road Cycling Championships in Edmonton a few years ago. As I was riding home in the bike lanes, a competitor passed by me on their way to Whyte Ave. for the criterium races.
January 17, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Bicycles Deliver The Freedom That Auto Ads Promise.
I love this photo I snapped during the Canadian Road Cycling Championships in Edmonton a few years ago. As I was riding home in the bike lanes, a competitor passed by me on their way to Whyte Ave. for the criterium races.
I love this photo I snapped during the Canadian Road Cycling Championships in Edmonton a few years ago. As I was riding home in the bike lanes, a competitor passed by me on their way to Whyte Ave. for the criterium races.
Wear a mask and you can ignore this entire section of your pharmacy.
January 8, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Wear a mask and you can ignore this entire section of your pharmacy.
If you are still here to see this post, welcome to U.N Agenda 2030! Have a happy and healthy Sustainment Agenda.
January 1, 2026 at 4:30 PM
If you are still here to see this post, welcome to U.N Agenda 2030! Have a happy and healthy Sustainment Agenda.
Oh, I'm gonna keep #SaltingTheVibes, don't you worry. Masking is the minimum we can do for each other's health in year 6-7 of the pandemic. #OneOfTheTwo
December 31, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Oh, I'm gonna keep #SaltingTheVibes, don't you worry. Masking is the minimum we can do for each other's health in year 6-7 of the pandemic. #OneOfTheTwo
Santa Claus Will Return In Avengers: Doomsday
December 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Santa Claus Will Return In Avengers: Doomsday
Shopping local makes Christmas merry and bright. 🎁✨
Remember to check your favourite nearby stores for Boxing Day too!
Remember to check your favourite nearby stores for Boxing Day too!
December 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Shopping local makes Christmas merry and bright. 🎁✨
Remember to check your favourite nearby stores for Boxing Day too!
Remember to check your favourite nearby stores for Boxing Day too!
Yellow snow alert! Yellow snow alert!
December 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Yellow snow alert! Yellow snow alert!
"Finding Mr. Christmas" looks like a cheesy Hallmark competition show where a bunch of Zoolander male models try to win a role in holiday movie. But! It's actually a wholesome antidote to toxic masculinity - the guys are genuinely nice and supportive, and there is plenty of crying. 🥲
December 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
"Finding Mr. Christmas" looks like a cheesy Hallmark competition show where a bunch of Zoolander male models try to win a role in holiday movie. But! It's actually a wholesome antidote to toxic masculinity - the guys are genuinely nice and supportive, and there is plenty of crying. 🥲
This sandwich board goes hard for the holidays.
December 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
This sandwich board goes hard for the holidays.
I'm not saying it will work, but since the Lieutenant-Governor of Alberta is yet to sign the UCP bill taking away human rights into law, we can still ask her not to. Email: [email protected] Phone: (780) 427-7243
December 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I'm not saying it will work, but since the Lieutenant-Governor of Alberta is yet to sign the UCP bill taking away human rights into law, we can still ask her not to. Email: [email protected] Phone: (780) 427-7243
Colin Kaepernick is six years younger, but the NFL will roll out a mummified corpse at QB before admitting racism.
December 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Colin Kaepernick is six years younger, but the NFL will roll out a mummified corpse at QB before admitting racism.
Look at these school illness charts. They rise like a roller-coaster in 2020 and have not come down. The question of what's causing school absences is really like a one-question exam that already has the answer filled in and somehow everyone is still getting an F.
December 5, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Look at these school illness charts. They rise like a roller-coaster in 2020 and have not come down. The question of what's causing school absences is really like a one-question exam that already has the answer filled in and somehow everyone is still getting an F.
I know what my next home needs.
December 2, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I know what my next home needs.
I hope you all took advantage of the extra day today.
December 1, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I hope you all took advantage of the extra day today.
It's always projection and deflection when it comes to accountability and responsibility. Same as it ever was (with this party).
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
It's always projection and deflection when it comes to accountability and responsibility. Same as it ever was (with this party).
Cold and wet Sunday morning and Albertans are still showing up for their Trans neighbours, and everyone else targeted by attacks on human and civil rights.
November 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Cold and wet Sunday morning and Albertans are still showing up for their Trans neighbours, and everyone else targeted by attacks on human and civil rights.
Sunday morning in Edmonton. Stand up for human rights before the Alberta government takes away yours.
November 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Sunday morning in Edmonton. Stand up for human rights before the Alberta government takes away yours.
Can't make the vaccine case much clearer than measles. Just 5% of infections in Canada are people with the recommended 2 doses. Get all your shots, wear a mask and clean your air folks, this won't get any easier.
November 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Can't make the vaccine case much clearer than measles. Just 5% of infections in Canada are people with the recommended 2 doses. Get all your shots, wear a mask and clean your air folks, this won't get any easier.
Yes, we are open for beers at 11am. But respectfully.
November 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Yes, we are open for beers at 11am. But respectfully.
That fumble nearly cost both of us, Jacobs.
November 11, 2025 at 4:59 AM
That fumble nearly cost both of us, Jacobs.
These are not proper N95s, so you can understand my confusion and interest on the matter.
November 6, 2025 at 6:06 AM
These are not proper N95s, so you can understand my confusion and interest on the matter.
I ❤️ democratic socialism
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I ❤️ democratic socialism
Ah, yes, the good old days (of Twitter).
November 4, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Ah, yes, the good old days (of Twitter).