Jef Rouner
@jefrouner.bsky.social
Horror author and journalist. Creator of the Friday Nightmare. Gender Chaotic, any pronouns
When you really take “be gay, do crimes” to the next level.
January 3, 2026 at 8:07 AM
When you really take “be gay, do crimes” to the next level.
Got to say, getting drunk as hell as lying to people that you saw some big ass chairs on Noah’s Ark does sound like a pretty good way to spend World War I
January 3, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Got to say, getting drunk as hell as lying to people that you saw some big ass chairs on Noah’s Ark does sound like a pretty good way to spend World War I
We don’t talk enough about the certified baddie who could carry a rack of ribs big enough to tip over the Flintstones’ car
January 2, 2026 at 5:40 AM
We don’t talk enough about the certified baddie who could carry a rack of ribs big enough to tip over the Flintstones’ car
I don’t think the guy who bought Twitter so that millions of people have to listen to his brain dooks gets to whinge about anyone forcing their ideology on others…
January 2, 2026 at 4:47 AM
I don’t think the guy who bought Twitter so that millions of people have to listen to his brain dooks gets to whinge about anyone forcing their ideology on others…
I keep a tonberry on my stack of research materials for the graveyard book because that stack is slowly creeping toward me and will eventually kill me
December 16, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I keep a tonberry on my stack of research materials for the graveyard book because that stack is slowly creeping toward me and will eventually kill me
Rankin Bass would like to interrupt your holidays to remind you that Mrs. Claus was fucking stacked
December 12, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Rankin Bass would like to interrupt your holidays to remind you that Mrs. Claus was fucking stacked
Only then can we tickle the prostate of civic responsibility to trigger the cum of utopia.
December 3, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Only then can we tickle the prostate of civic responsibility to trigger the cum of utopia.
Mocchi the Moogle is quite ridiculous
November 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Mocchi the Moogle is quite ridiculous
@chescaleigh.bsky.social can you sing the leopard song in Russian? Greetings from my hometown (Houston) paper
November 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
@chescaleigh.bsky.social can you sing the leopard song in Russian? Greetings from my hometown (Houston) paper
“OMG, sea cucumbers” - literally both of us
May 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
“OMG, sea cucumbers” - literally both of us
I think Elon Musk’s plan is to collapse America so he can become the Surgeon General of Beverly Hills
March 13, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I think Elon Musk’s plan is to collapse America so he can become the Surgeon General of Beverly Hills
“ first they came for the Black people, and I said nothing because reading poems is for woke libs.”
February 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
“ first they came for the Black people, and I said nothing because reading poems is for woke libs.”
Every accommodation made for a more equitable society makes conservatives feel like they are further from normal. And normal is all they have going for them. They have no culture, no struggle, no beliefs in anything except their own exceptionalism. Our very existenceis a stain on their self image.
January 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Every accommodation made for a more equitable society makes conservatives feel like they are further from normal. And normal is all they have going for them. They have no culture, no struggle, no beliefs in anything except their own exceptionalism. Our very existenceis a stain on their self image.
If you’ve never written a hot check for groceries the day before payday, I don’t want your financial advice
January 9, 2025 at 1:27 PM
If you’ve never written a hot check for groceries the day before payday, I don’t want your financial advice
Interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume?
Me:
Me:
December 21, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume?
Me:
Me:
I’m gonna print this out and frame it
January 5, 2024 at 4:56 PM
I’m gonna print this out and frame it