jei1.bsky.social
@jei1.bsky.social
A big accomplishment this year is that I am officially outliving Ian Watkins
December 29, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I wish all Chinese restaurants a very profitable Xmas
December 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Iron Sheik Voice: ALL I WANT FOR XMAS IS TO BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF HULK HOGAN
December 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I routinely torment @rotarydial.bsky.social by stealing his hats for the Megalolz
October 15, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Reposted
I am elated to find out there has been a Swedish Chef x Cell crossover. TRULY THE CROSSOVER WE NEEEEED.
October 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Casual reminder that Roblox must be eliminated.
October 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Gentle reminder that being a Lostprophets fan in 2025 removes you from my will save from drowning list
October 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The inmate who took out Ian Watkins definitely did it for the Megalolz
October 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Iron Sheik Voice: FUCK THE LOSTPROPHETS AND IAN WATKINS FOREVER I SPIT ON HIS CORPSE
October 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Friends don't let friends buy AI chatbot pendants
October 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
The only thing @rotarydial.bsky.social has in common with Kanye West is that they like fish sticks
October 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Why is @rotarydial.bsky.social cringing? Wrong answers only
October 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Metal Threat 2025 is definitely reminding me of Electric Zoo 2023, Blue Ridge Rock Festival 2023, and Capulet Fest 2024
October 2, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Metal Threat 2025

Or

Fyre Fest 3: Kvlt Edition
October 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I need to season @rotarydial.bsky.social

The next level is to throw food at their short ass
September 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Deal with it, @rotarydial.bsky.social I am entitled to all your hats
September 28, 2025 at 3:40 AM
What is @rotarydial.bsky.social all time favorite dessert?

Strawberry shortcake
September 23, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Reposted
September 17, 2025 at 12:25 PM
@rotarydial.bsky.social should watch the upcoming Kanye documentary to redeem his soul in the eyes of Christ
September 18, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I bet every time I'm not around, @rotarydial.bsky.social misses me playing Kanye West
September 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM
A baby giraffe would tower over @rotarydial.bsky.social

Good to know
August 30, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Don't deny it @rotarydial.bsky.social you love being hatless
August 30, 2025 at 5:26 PM
@rotarydial.bsky.social : I look like a Keebler elf

Agreed
August 30, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I was on my way to officially depart from Cradle of Filth
August 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM