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Harrison’s mama. Dustin’s forever merch girl. A few folks’ ride or die. Nobody’s bitch.
Next time my toddler demands to watch “Hotel” (Bluey), I’m putting on “Hotel” (AHS) and teaching him a lesson.
March 9, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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right wing podcasters be like “no one needs gender affirming care. now a word from our sponsor: hims. whether you can’t grow your hair back or you can’t get your dick hard, hims may be right for you”
February 1, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Why is Face/Off always on?
January 25, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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tik-tok is still accessible if you can get past the wheelers
January 19, 2025 at 6:18 AM
White men give me the ick
November 15, 2023 at 7:53 AM
Watching the Goonies remembering having a crush on Brandon and Mikey but now I’m like Hello, Andy and Stef
October 11, 2023 at 12:02 AM
September 25, 2023 at 3:00 AM
Sexy cheap body wash without chemicals
Your Halloween costume is “sexy” + the last thing you Google searched.

"sexy Richard Nixon"

oh no
Your Halloween costume is “sexy” + the last thing you Google searched.

“sexy are we brothers Francis”
September 24, 2023 at 9:46 PM
Her: “did you just wiggle your ass at that man and get us this spot at the bar?”

Me: “yes. yes, I did”
September 24, 2023 at 9:44 PM
10 years ago, I woke up from a nap and saw I had an email from my friend Dustin. It was a demo he said. “Headphones are probably a good idea.”

So I stared out the window, listened to the song on headphones, and cried my eyes out. “This man loves me?” I thought.

on.soundcloud.com/XmWWNfMvuA1J...
Got it Goin On
J ♥️ D
on.soundcloud.com
September 12, 2023 at 7:01 PM
One of my favorite interviews of D’s. Seeing City and Colour back to back nights felt like a good time to share it

www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/c...
City and Colour Navigate Natural Phenomena
The gods must be angry — City and Colour frontman Dallas Green talks to SoundDiego about foreboding weather and the camaraderie of his band. He plays Humphreys Concerts by the Bay on Wednesday, Sept...
www.nbcsandiego.com
September 9, 2023 at 3:55 PM
Where in the world is Jack Lawrence?
September 9, 2023 at 5:12 AM
Repost with a pic you have saved you haven’t found a use for
September 7, 2023 at 4:31 AM
When I was in journalism/newspaper class in high school (my only D I believe) our final was to go to breakfast together. I got stuck riding with the teacher and he played Jimmy Buffet the whole way there and it was the longest 20 mins of my life.

youtu.be/wStfaQL7jPo?...
Club Dread (2004) "Play Margaritaville"
Club Dread (2004)
youtu.be
September 2, 2023 at 4:22 PM
What did everyone look like 10 years ago?

9/9/13

My late husband (when we were “just friends”) once commented how cute I looked here and his toxic pal said “yeah… ‘cause she’s all done up” 😂🖕

(I just figured out how to repost on here 👵🏻)
September 1, 2023 at 12:48 AM
Where the fuck is this special moon?
August 31, 2023 at 2:55 AM
We were doing a lot of harmonica in 1990s pop music, huh?
August 19, 2023 at 7:39 PM
A La Mesa City Councilmember has a lot to say about me: https://lgbtqsd.news/letters-to-the-editor-aug-2023/
August 5, 2023 at 9:36 PM
Listening to women bitch about things like waiting an hour for a hotel room and a dentist that isn’t open weekends… as they wave down the bartender as if she hasn’t checked on them 3 times already. I remember when these were my biggest problems too.
July 18, 2023 at 9:43 PM
When a widow tells you she has barely slept please don’t get out your sleep app and start listing the 15-30 mins you were up twice in the night. My god. Not the same
July 11, 2023 at 6:18 PM
I’m obsessed this this and feel the need to share it every so often. This song fucking slaps.
Adriano Celentano - Prisencolinensinainciusol | Italian singer...
Italian singer Adriano Celentano released a song in the 70's with complete nonsense lyrics meant to mimic American English, to prove Italians would love...
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July 10, 2023 at 10:10 PM
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July 9, 2023 at 3:29 PM
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Ronald Reagan died 6969 days ago today. 1 reskeet is 1 piss on his grave
July 6, 2023 at 1:40 AM
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Oh you love America? Name all 330 mass shootings so far this year.
July 5, 2023 at 3:14 AM
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July 4, 2023 at 4:57 PM