"Please get down."
"Please get out of my face."
"Stop that."
"Stop biting that."
"Stop biting her."
"Stop chewing on that."
"What are you doing?"
"What's in your mouth?"
"STOP DIGGING ALREADY."
"Don't you dare."
- Lines of dialogue from my upcoming book, Living with Cats: A Memoir
"Please get down."
"Please get out of my face."
"Stop that."
"Stop biting that."
"Stop biting her."
"Stop chewing on that."
"What are you doing?"
"What's in your mouth?"
"STOP DIGGING ALREADY."
"Don't you dare."
- Lines of dialogue from my upcoming book, Living with Cats: A Memoir
Jesus was a gun loving nationalist
who opposed
abortion,
liberals
immigration,
labor unions
and gay rights.
Oh wait, did I say Jesus?
Sorry, I meant Hitler.
Jesus did none of that.
That was all part of Hitler’s agenda.
Jesus was a gun loving nationalist
who opposed
abortion,
liberals
immigration,
labor unions
and gay rights.
Oh wait, did I say Jesus?
Sorry, I meant Hitler.
Jesus did none of that.
That was all part of Hitler’s agenda.