Or, you know …

My niece has feeding issues and my sister uses a pizza cutter to swiftly get things into bite-sized pieces. Would work inside a bowl, too. Which is why OXO will sell you this double-trouble version.

I don’t have any windmills on my property, but I did get one of these for my birthday. I feel more peaceful already.

The Trump administration and particularly the DHS Secretary believe a person’s skin color and the language they speak are criminal acts.

The @apnews.com needs to do better if it wants to hang its hat on the whole “setting the standard” bit: “Trump says he’s considering ways around the Constitution’s two-term limit” would be a start.

Not according to the mobile-tour listing. I wonder if they’ll need to make similar adjustments for Trump or if the faithful will provide.

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There's no basket big enough. A huge relief for Senate GOP, who no longer have to show who they are on this particular vote. But the report on Gaetz still should be released, as he is a member of the U.S. House.

Our nearly 16yo son asked us to watch it with him. This arrived today for part of his holiday gift. Capt. Levi is his favorite character in all of the anime he’s seen so far. Shhhhh.

No idea if this is really him doing a mass follow event, but I’m taking no chances. Block, baby block.

More than a few someones have said the thing to do when you’re getting started here is to post a photo of your cat. Best I can do is a spoiled vizsla.