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Jeniye 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🍊
@jeniye.bsky.social
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Perpetually tired human held together by scotch tape and spite. I am mostly here to scream about pirates from my blanket fort. Gen X, yes I am old enough, and then some. Please let me see/read your art.
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Jeniye 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🍊 @jeniye.bsky.social · Nov 7
I realized I should probably pin this to my profile. Fluffy and sweet vibes through and through. Thank you to anyone who reads it. I post every Thursday like clockwork. 🩵💜
Title Card: You Had Me At Coffee by NifaFifa Summary: Stede & Mary go to get a Saturday morning cup of coffee to start off their childfree day. Things do not go as planned. AO3 Rating M OFMD Fandom
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Jeniye 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🍊 @jeniye.bsky.social · 8h
Looks delicious and gorgeous!
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Jeniye 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🍊 @jeniye.bsky.social · 10h
Evening boost!
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Jeniye 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🍊 @jeniye.bsky.social · 22h
Stede returns Zheng's call.

archiveofourown.org/works/535319...
AO3 chapter title card. 'You Had Me At Coffee' by NifaFifa Chapter 51: Plans Are Brewing Summary: Stede returns Zheng's call. AO3 tags & stats for 'You Had Me At Coffee'
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moosh 🧜🏼‍♂️ @mooshy.bsky.social · 13h
PUT RHYS DARBY IN ONE COWARDS!!
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Film Updates @thefilmupdates.bsky.social · 19h
Rian Johnson says he wants to keep doing ‘KNIVES OUT’ sequels for the rest of his life.

His two-picture contract with Netflix has come to an end with ‘WAKE UP DEAD MAN’
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Jeniye 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🍊 @jeniye.bsky.social · 14h
Hey, that is a CLASSIC it deserves be downloaded at ALL times. 😍
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Jeniye 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🍊 @jeniye.bsky.social · 17h
@poorlyporned.bsky.social has art of EXACTLY this. 😏
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Jeniye 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🍊 @jeniye.bsky.social · 21h
They are. 😎
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Jeniye 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🍊 @jeniye.bsky.social · 22h
Stede returns Zheng's call.

archiveofourown.org/works/535319...
AO3 chapter title card. 'You Had Me At Coffee' by NifaFifa Chapter 51: Plans Are Brewing Summary: Stede returns Zheng's call. AO3 tags & stats for 'You Had Me At Coffee'
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Jeniye 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🍊 @jeniye.bsky.social · 2d
Drop something SKELETAL.

I'm afraid the first thing that popped into my head was this *interesting* costume I took a picture of at Spirit Halloween a few years ago.
Picture of a Spirit Halloween costume called 'Skeleboner.' The 'Includes' lists: skeleton jumpsuit, mask with attached hood, gloves, faux phallus, and air pump. It is a skeleton costume with a bone penis. There is also an inlay picture of the "functioning air pump motion" showing the bone penis erect.
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GayWatson 🌈🏴‍☠️🎨 @gaywatson.bsky.social · 3d
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Hey pals, it's been an extremely stressful month. This little guy is not doing well. We're trying to find a solution, but the vet bills are really adding up. No pressure, but if you liked this piece and want to help, I have pr/nts available in my shop.
#cats #catsofbluesky #art #originalart
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rosiecd.bsky.social @rosiecd.bsky.social · 4d
Do not buy this, it's not Rhys' autograph! I've contacted them and they ignored me.

www.ebay.com/itm/13475784...
Pardon Our Interruption...
www.ebay.com
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KalansPhantom R⚡️D Indy 🍐🏴‍☠️🔞 🪢 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 4d
Please find your seats, maintain silence, and then fall to your knees. Chapter 3 is here. archiveofourown.org/works/708153...

With art by @artsy-outsider.bsky.social
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Jeniye 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🍊 @jeniye.bsky.social · 6d
Oh geez, did sonething happen? 😬
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Jeniye 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🍊 @jeniye.bsky.social · 7d
Evening boost! ☕️
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Jeniye 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🍊 @jeniye.bsky.social · 7d
I know it's not great timing with Kinktober happening now, but we're finally back! Thank you for your patience. 🩵💜

archiveofourown.org/works/535319...
Title: 'You Had Me at Coffee' by NifaFifa Chapter 50: 'When Life is Brewtal - There's Always Coffee' Summary: Stede gets an unexpected phone call during his first day being unemployed. AO3 Tags & Stats listing.
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Jeniye 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🍊 @jeniye.bsky.social · 7d
I know it's not great timing with Kinktober happening now, but we're finally back! Thank you for your patience. 🩵💜

archiveofourown.org/works/535319...
Title: 'You Had Me at Coffee' by NifaFifa Chapter 50: 'When Life is Brewtal - There's Always Coffee' Summary: Stede gets an unexpected phone call during his first day being unemployed. AO3 Tags & Stats listing.
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Jeniye 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🍊 @jeniye.bsky.social · 9d
And the origins of it are HYSTERICAL! But they are also nsfw, so tread lightly.
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Jeniye 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🍊 @jeniye.bsky.social · 9d
Oof! I hope not, but yeah, that could be another reason.
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Jeniye 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🍊 @jeniye.bsky.social · 9d
I have been known to crash this early on days that kicked my butt.
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Jeniye 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🍊 @jeniye.bsky.social · 9d
Emoji face looking horrified next to an emoji salad with the text 'Right in front of my salad?!?'
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Ed’s Rose Tattoo @edsrosetattoo.bsky.social · 12d
They’re talking about Lisa Kudrow’s show The Comeback which is getting a third season a decade later—this could be us, never give up!
The comeback is being revived by hbo max
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Jeniye 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🍊 @jeniye.bsky.social · 12d
Probably my favorite passage from the smut I've managed to write. (Trying to get back in the right headspace to finish off the coffee boys by rereading the last few chapters.)
Text which reads: Ed reached over to his bedside table drawer to grab some lube. “Okay, so we’ll need some of this to ease you in, but we start with fingers first. I don’t suppose you’ve ever fingered yourself? Or fingered someone else? Or maybe even gotten fingered?” Stede blushed straight down to his bare chest. “Goodness, no! Giving or getting head is the furthest I ever went back in boarding school.” “And you and Mary never experimented with…?” Stede looked a bit embarrassed. “No, I’m afraid sex between us was always perfunctory, at best.” Ed couldn’t help but feel sorry for this dear, sweet man who had only ever been exposed to sex as a means to an end. He stroked Stede’s cheek gently with his hand. “Well, I hope that we can manage something much better than ‘perfunctory’ tonight.” Stede’s face softened into an endeared smile. “Darling, we already have. The rest is just icing.” Ed beamed back at him. “Well, then, I guess it’s time we glaze this doughnut.” Stede sputtered out a laugh. “Oh, Ed, that was a truly awful joke.” Ed dropped his head down, giggling away. “I couldn’t resist it! I think your bad puns are rubbing off on me. Speaking of rubbing…” Ed grabbed Stede’s right hand and squeezed some lube onto his fingers, “let’s start with that.”
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Jeniye 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🍊 @jeniye.bsky.social · 12d
AHHHH!!! They're a set! Do not separate! 😍
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Jeniye 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🍊 @jeniye.bsky.social · 12d
Sometimes an idea is shared and you've just gotta follow it through. 😂
A joke cereal box that reads 'TAIKA WAITITI'S OOPS! ALL MUSHROOMS' with Taika Waititi taking the place of Cap'n Crunch.
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Jeniye 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🍊 @jeniye.bsky.social · 12d
Kalan JUST started one!
archiveofourown.org/works/708153...
Acts Of Contrition - Chapter 1 - KalansPhantom - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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Jeniye 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🍊 @jeniye.bsky.social · 13d
They are definitely, without a doubt, singing Mr. Brightside at the "I NEEEEEVEEEEEER!!" part.
a man in a suit and tie is singing i 'm mr. brightside while holding a guitar .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is singing i 'm mr. brightside while holding a guitar .
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Jeniye 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🍊 @jeniye.bsky.social · 13d
The Gentleman Pirate, I presume?
Cartoon titled: '9 Better Names for Corndogs' by Nathan W. Pyle. There are 9 identical cartoon corndogs depicted with scrolling banners above them which read 'Corncoat Gentleman' 'Weenie In Betweenie' 'Breadcocoon Meatpillar' 'Microphone Surprise' 'Two-Tone Squishlog' 'Salesman in a Tan Suit' 'Savory Softjacket' 'Love Note in a Cornvelope' and 'Professor Cornsleeve'
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