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JenKiwi
@jenkiwi.bsky.social
Small nocturnal bird. Artist, writer, programmer. Sculptor of tiny critters. Powered by coffee & Bueno Bars. She/Her. On FA & DA as JenKiwi & IG as jenkiwi_art. https://linktr.ee/jenkiwi
Am curious if we’ll manage to hang onto the new hire that started at the end of September. Kid got their degree in May, has up-to-date certs, obviously has a current resume’ in circulation. (Clearance won’t have gone thru yet, which might be the only way we hang onto them.)
November 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I am choosing not to question why half of dev team suddenly has synchronized regular days off.

(Normally avoided for emergency coverage reasons.)
November 7, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Very tempting to sneak back downtown & comb the streets for the lost ring someone has posted fliers about.

I could buy SO MANY strawberry croissants w/$150. (AND restock the Strategic Caffeine Reserves afterwards!)
November 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Today I brought my own can of fancy canned coffee specifically to avoid gazing mournfully at the coffee shop while I walked past it. This is a very temporarily solution though as I only have so many canned lattes in my Strategic Caffeine Reserve, but I suppose it IS what said reserve is FOR.
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
(Fortunately turns out when the vending machine guy restocked, he left all the expired stuff on The Magic Free Table & my essential coworkers hauled these goods to our wardroom. So I’m medicating w/slightly expired* Dr Pepper)

* fizzy sugar water doesn’t go bad & no one can convince me otherwise
November 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Me, at noon walkies: I don’t need lunchtime coffee, I have tea at my desk & need to strictly control discretionary spending until paychecks resume.

My Brain, 20minutes later: Pull the migraine lever. No the BIG one.
November 3, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Bosses are so happy to have us back that they brought cupcakes.

This is good since I was having trouble justifying whether I could buy my daily lunchtime coffee while not being paid, given said coffee also serves as my We Do Not Bite People incentive/reward.
November 3, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Happy Halloween!

Enjoy some glamour shots of the ghostly fox spirit sculpt in daylight.
October 31, 2025 at 5:39 PM
As promised, photos of the ghostly spirit fox sculpt, glowing fiercely in the dark.
October 31, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Mom also asked I paint one of her favorite scallop shells above a bathroom window, so I stood on the edge of the tub & did my best to make it symmetrical. Works well enough; there’s a lacy curtain that will cover the very bottom of the shell once it’s put back in place.
October 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Final seagull, this one over a large patch above a sliding glass door. Wanted to have a little interactivity going on between him & an existing dog cutout on the same wall, so he’s a big fluffy frigatebird, aloof, out-of-reach, & unbothered.
October 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Second room given seagull accents/patch covers. Their size & poses, even the degree of mottling in their plumage, was very dependent on the size & lumpiness of the patch they’re meant to hide, which let me have some fun varying them & giving them a bit of personality.
October 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
After 6-7 stenciled fish, I was allowed to freehand a seagull. This was a nice break from entitling above my head, but resulted in requests for MORE seagulls, so now there’s a flock of them in the house.
October 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
After 2wks searching, we were pretty sure there were only 4 hidden beach duckies.

But we were all deceived, for there was a 5th duckie!

Found while moving furniture while a door & window were being worked on, so he couldn’t stay in his original room, but we found him a fitting hiding spot nearby.
October 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM