@jenn44.bsky.social
Community Dietitian
My patient says "I need to see the "Dietitianary".... That's a new one 😂 I have to laugh at these so I don't cry. 🥲
May 21, 2024 at 5:31 PM
When your patient actually tries the recipe you gave them, and they actually like it
May 8, 2024 at 7:35 PM
It amazes me what food habits people cling onto their whole lives - adding sugar to water, for example. They drank sugar water as a kid, and will continue to do so as a diabetic in their 60s. And nothing I say will ever change that. 🤷🏼‍♀️
May 7, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Just realized I have eleven (11) Excel sheets currently open on my work laptop that I actively use throughout my day. 😱 At least it's nice out and I can work outside. ☀️
April 17, 2024 at 6:15 PM
My favorite spelling for Dietitian yet: "Dietection" typed in a nurse's chart note 🙃
April 17, 2024 at 12:24 AM
When you hand your patient a written handout with personalized list of foods they should eat, with all their dietary restrictions in mind, and they say "oh okay" and proceed to neatly fold the handout 3 times and put into their bag never to be seen by them again .... 🙄
April 11, 2024 at 8:38 PM
What I've been called instead of "dietitian": nutritionist, nutritionalist, food lady, lunch lady, supplement lady, dietician, dietary, food police...
March 27, 2024 at 10:27 PM
What is up
January 6, 2024 at 2:55 AM