To this day, I can’t think of a better band name than “Butthole Surfers”.

I want to go to the Hoover Dam so I can ask them how many beavers it took to build.

White Lotus prediction: the monkeys did it 🔫🐒

I like guinea pigs cause they look like mini capybaras. And I like capybaras cause they look like giant guinea pigs.

Lil tip for ya when interacting with strangers… if you ask about their “mom and dad”, and they respond with “my dad”, maybe don’t press on about their mom. 😑

Dear every restaurant, please stop putting melon in the fruit salad. Nobody wants that.