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Unsolicited Movie Review: Clown in a Cornfield
Junky B-movie stuff that's slightly inventive. Makes digs @ GenX, Xennials & Millennials & kinda wants to be Terrifier, but isn’t as cool & it grew tiresome.
Reddit says cornfields are full of spiders & bugs.
4.5/10 could have been worse for what it is
Junky B-movie stuff that's slightly inventive. Makes digs @ GenX, Xennials & Millennials & kinda wants to be Terrifier, but isn’t as cool & it grew tiresome.
Reddit says cornfields are full of spiders & bugs.
4.5/10 could have been worse for what it is
June 16, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Unsolicited Movie Review: Clown in a Cornfield
Junky B-movie stuff that's slightly inventive. Makes digs @ GenX, Xennials & Millennials & kinda wants to be Terrifier, but isn’t as cool & it grew tiresome.
Reddit says cornfields are full of spiders & bugs.
4.5/10 could have been worse for what it is
Junky B-movie stuff that's slightly inventive. Makes digs @ GenX, Xennials & Millennials & kinda wants to be Terrifier, but isn’t as cool & it grew tiresome.
Reddit says cornfields are full of spiders & bugs.
4.5/10 could have been worse for what it is
Unsolicited Movie Review: Predator - Killer of Killers
Animated sci-fi, so it’s like Love Death + Robots… but Predator.
Once I realized that, it was pretty all right with serious Animatrix vibes.
Went in cold & wasn’t sold @ first but grew to like & now I'm all in for more.
8.5/10, after credits
Animated sci-fi, so it’s like Love Death + Robots… but Predator.
Once I realized that, it was pretty all right with serious Animatrix vibes.
Went in cold & wasn’t sold @ first but grew to like & now I'm all in for more.
8.5/10, after credits
June 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Unsolicited Movie Review: Predator - Killer of Killers
Animated sci-fi, so it’s like Love Death + Robots… but Predator.
Once I realized that, it was pretty all right with serious Animatrix vibes.
Went in cold & wasn’t sold @ first but grew to like & now I'm all in for more.
8.5/10, after credits
Animated sci-fi, so it’s like Love Death + Robots… but Predator.
Once I realized that, it was pretty all right with serious Animatrix vibes.
Went in cold & wasn’t sold @ first but grew to like & now I'm all in for more.
8.5/10, after credits
Unsolicited Movie Review: Sinners
Beautiful & stunning. Deliberative in narrative & 100% on point for the time period., but also superb with that contemporary vein.
Absolutely nails every facet of being a movie & is probably one of the better films I’ve seen in a long time.
10/10
Beautiful & stunning. Deliberative in narrative & 100% on point for the time period., but also superb with that contemporary vein.
Absolutely nails every facet of being a movie & is probably one of the better films I’ve seen in a long time.
10/10
June 2, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Unsolicited Movie Review: Sinners
Beautiful & stunning. Deliberative in narrative & 100% on point for the time period., but also superb with that contemporary vein.
Absolutely nails every facet of being a movie & is probably one of the better films I’ve seen in a long time.
10/10
Beautiful & stunning. Deliberative in narrative & 100% on point for the time period., but also superb with that contemporary vein.
Absolutely nails every facet of being a movie & is probably one of the better films I’ve seen in a long time.
10/10
Unsolicited Alcohol Review: Jinro strawberry soju
Did you drink Bartles & Jaymes in high school/college? Do you want to relive those memories with a kick?
I didn't know they'd flavored this shit until now. Drink it neat & then wonder why you were dumb & only bought one bottle.
10/10, dayum
Did you drink Bartles & Jaymes in high school/college? Do you want to relive those memories with a kick?
I didn't know they'd flavored this shit until now. Drink it neat & then wonder why you were dumb & only bought one bottle.
10/10, dayum
June 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Unsolicited Alcohol Review: Jinro strawberry soju
Did you drink Bartles & Jaymes in high school/college? Do you want to relive those memories with a kick?
I didn't know they'd flavored this shit until now. Drink it neat & then wonder why you were dumb & only bought one bottle.
10/10, dayum
Did you drink Bartles & Jaymes in high school/college? Do you want to relive those memories with a kick?
I didn't know they'd flavored this shit until now. Drink it neat & then wonder why you were dumb & only bought one bottle.
10/10, dayum
Unsolicited Documentary Review: Pee-wee as Himself
Having grown up with him as an ever-present personality from Saturday mornings to beyond, this really hit home. It's one of the most heartfelt, earnest & real docs I've ever seen.
Human, poignant & well-rounded.
10/10, would watch again
Having grown up with him as an ever-present personality from Saturday mornings to beyond, this really hit home. It's one of the most heartfelt, earnest & real docs I've ever seen.
Human, poignant & well-rounded.
10/10, would watch again
May 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Unsolicited Documentary Review: Pee-wee as Himself
Having grown up with him as an ever-present personality from Saturday mornings to beyond, this really hit home. It's one of the most heartfelt, earnest & real docs I've ever seen.
Human, poignant & well-rounded.
10/10, would watch again
Having grown up with him as an ever-present personality from Saturday mornings to beyond, this really hit home. It's one of the most heartfelt, earnest & real docs I've ever seen.
Human, poignant & well-rounded.
10/10, would watch again
Unsolicited Movie Review: In a Violent Nature
Uniquely directed with fresh camera work that’s pretty great. A truly innovative perspective that nails the Friday the 13th antagonist POV.
2D characters from an I-don’t-care story, but I kept watching, anyway.
7/10 there was blood & good gore.
Uniquely directed with fresh camera work that’s pretty great. A truly innovative perspective that nails the Friday the 13th antagonist POV.
2D characters from an I-don’t-care story, but I kept watching, anyway.
7/10 there was blood & good gore.
May 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Unsolicited Movie Review: In a Violent Nature
Uniquely directed with fresh camera work that’s pretty great. A truly innovative perspective that nails the Friday the 13th antagonist POV.
2D characters from an I-don’t-care story, but I kept watching, anyway.
7/10 there was blood & good gore.
Uniquely directed with fresh camera work that’s pretty great. A truly innovative perspective that nails the Friday the 13th antagonist POV.
2D characters from an I-don’t-care story, but I kept watching, anyway.
7/10 there was blood & good gore.
Unsolicited Movie Review: The Ugly Stepsister
Methodic, exquisite, sublime body-horror that's just revolting enough.
Riveting & nicely-paced; kinda brutal but also imaginative.
Not sure why this being a foreign-language film makes it even better, but it does.
8.5/10, nods to the original tale
Methodic, exquisite, sublime body-horror that's just revolting enough.
Riveting & nicely-paced; kinda brutal but also imaginative.
Not sure why this being a foreign-language film makes it even better, but it does.
8.5/10, nods to the original tale
May 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Unsolicited Movie Review: The Ugly Stepsister
Methodic, exquisite, sublime body-horror that's just revolting enough.
Riveting & nicely-paced; kinda brutal but also imaginative.
Not sure why this being a foreign-language film makes it even better, but it does.
8.5/10, nods to the original tale
Methodic, exquisite, sublime body-horror that's just revolting enough.
Riveting & nicely-paced; kinda brutal but also imaginative.
Not sure why this being a foreign-language film makes it even better, but it does.
8.5/10, nods to the original tale
Unsolicited Movie Review: Final Destination Bloodlines
Ultra-decent blood splatters & splats. Cool storyline that fits with the rest of the franchise but CGI takes away from would-be-awesome scenes. Overall, an all right death movie, but not ground breaking or anything.
7.5/10, RIP Tony Todd
Ultra-decent blood splatters & splats. Cool storyline that fits with the rest of the franchise but CGI takes away from would-be-awesome scenes. Overall, an all right death movie, but not ground breaking or anything.
7.5/10, RIP Tony Todd
May 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Unsolicited Movie Review: Final Destination Bloodlines
Ultra-decent blood splatters & splats. Cool storyline that fits with the rest of the franchise but CGI takes away from would-be-awesome scenes. Overall, an all right death movie, but not ground breaking or anything.
7.5/10, RIP Tony Todd
Ultra-decent blood splatters & splats. Cool storyline that fits with the rest of the franchise but CGI takes away from would-be-awesome scenes. Overall, an all right death movie, but not ground breaking or anything.
7.5/10, RIP Tony Todd
Unsolicited Movie Review: Summer of 69
High school senior hires a stripper to help her land the guy she likes. Adorkable & cute story about self-discovery & female bonding. Paula Pell as Betty was Fucking hilarious. Slightly predictable feel-good ending; felt more indie & less made-for-hulu. 7/10
High school senior hires a stripper to help her land the guy she likes. Adorkable & cute story about self-discovery & female bonding. Paula Pell as Betty was Fucking hilarious. Slightly predictable feel-good ending; felt more indie & less made-for-hulu. 7/10
May 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Unsolicited Movie Review: Summer of 69
High school senior hires a stripper to help her land the guy she likes. Adorkable & cute story about self-discovery & female bonding. Paula Pell as Betty was Fucking hilarious. Slightly predictable feel-good ending; felt more indie & less made-for-hulu. 7/10
High school senior hires a stripper to help her land the guy she likes. Adorkable & cute story about self-discovery & female bonding. Paula Pell as Betty was Fucking hilarious. Slightly predictable feel-good ending; felt more indie & less made-for-hulu. 7/10
Unsolicited Movie Review: Kryptic
Slow, odd, semi-absurdist film that’s also a semi-interesting drag. It's proto-retro, catering to GenZ artistic styles with a wanna-be horror psychedelic-aesthetic. It has a vague nu-feminist message that gets mired in a drawn out narrative & I did not like it.
3/10
Slow, odd, semi-absurdist film that’s also a semi-interesting drag. It's proto-retro, catering to GenZ artistic styles with a wanna-be horror psychedelic-aesthetic. It has a vague nu-feminist message that gets mired in a drawn out narrative & I did not like it.
3/10
May 11, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Unsolicited Movie Review: Kryptic
Slow, odd, semi-absurdist film that’s also a semi-interesting drag. It's proto-retro, catering to GenZ artistic styles with a wanna-be horror psychedelic-aesthetic. It has a vague nu-feminist message that gets mired in a drawn out narrative & I did not like it.
3/10
Slow, odd, semi-absurdist film that’s also a semi-interesting drag. It's proto-retro, catering to GenZ artistic styles with a wanna-be horror psychedelic-aesthetic. It has a vague nu-feminist message that gets mired in a drawn out narrative & I did not like it.
3/10
Unsolicited Move Review: Freaky Tales
Series of interwoven stories set in 1987 Oakland, California. Internet consensus = "vibrantly well-acted" & I agree 100%.
Tales from the Crypt vibes with some great music, fun cameos + sci-fi-esque-ness/action gore thrown in for good measure.
8/10, original AF
Series of interwoven stories set in 1987 Oakland, California. Internet consensus = "vibrantly well-acted" & I agree 100%.
Tales from the Crypt vibes with some great music, fun cameos + sci-fi-esque-ness/action gore thrown in for good measure.
8/10, original AF
April 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Unsolicited Move Review: Freaky Tales
Series of interwoven stories set in 1987 Oakland, California. Internet consensus = "vibrantly well-acted" & I agree 100%.
Tales from the Crypt vibes with some great music, fun cameos + sci-fi-esque-ness/action gore thrown in for good measure.
8/10, original AF
Series of interwoven stories set in 1987 Oakland, California. Internet consensus = "vibrantly well-acted" & I agree 100%.
Tales from the Crypt vibes with some great music, fun cameos + sci-fi-esque-ness/action gore thrown in for good measure.
8/10, original AF
Unsolicited Movie Review: Havoc
Cop/Gang/Drug movie with a Gotham aesthetic.
Much love for Tom Hardy & Timothy Olyphant but the film Just. Kept. Going.
Decent-enough fights; killer club scene music. Super forgettable overall, though...
4/10, Guy Ritchie would have saved this film.
Cop/Gang/Drug movie with a Gotham aesthetic.
Much love for Tom Hardy & Timothy Olyphant but the film Just. Kept. Going.
Decent-enough fights; killer club scene music. Super forgettable overall, though...
4/10, Guy Ritchie would have saved this film.
April 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Unsolicited Movie Review: Havoc
Cop/Gang/Drug movie with a Gotham aesthetic.
Much love for Tom Hardy & Timothy Olyphant but the film Just. Kept. Going.
Decent-enough fights; killer club scene music. Super forgettable overall, though...
4/10, Guy Ritchie would have saved this film.
Cop/Gang/Drug movie with a Gotham aesthetic.
Much love for Tom Hardy & Timothy Olyphant but the film Just. Kept. Going.
Decent-enough fights; killer club scene music. Super forgettable overall, though...
4/10, Guy Ritchie would have saved this film.
Unsolicited Movie Review: In the Lost Lands
Bad movie w/ Sin City cum Priest visuals, based on a George RR Martin story.
Jovovich & Bautista are who they are; editing = video game cutscenes. Not sure who this soap opera film was made for? Save yourself & flee.
2/10, I watched the whole thing, why?
Bad movie w/ Sin City cum Priest visuals, based on a George RR Martin story.
Jovovich & Bautista are who they are; editing = video game cutscenes. Not sure who this soap opera film was made for? Save yourself & flee.
2/10, I watched the whole thing, why?
April 20, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Unsolicited Movie Review: In the Lost Lands
Bad movie w/ Sin City cum Priest visuals, based on a George RR Martin story.
Jovovich & Bautista are who they are; editing = video game cutscenes. Not sure who this soap opera film was made for? Save yourself & flee.
2/10, I watched the whole thing, why?
Bad movie w/ Sin City cum Priest visuals, based on a George RR Martin story.
Jovovich & Bautista are who they are; editing = video game cutscenes. Not sure who this soap opera film was made for? Save yourself & flee.
2/10, I watched the whole thing, why?
Unsolicited Movie Review: Mickey 17
More somber & far less comedic than I thought it'd be. Gave me gloomy ‘Idiocracy in Space’ vibes & I got bored after about an hour. Pattinson is fine but the film is slow & cloning has been addressed more thoroughly in better films or books. Nothing fun here.
5/10
More somber & far less comedic than I thought it'd be. Gave me gloomy ‘Idiocracy in Space’ vibes & I got bored after about an hour. Pattinson is fine but the film is slow & cloning has been addressed more thoroughly in better films or books. Nothing fun here.
5/10
March 17, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Unsolicited Movie Review: Mickey 17
More somber & far less comedic than I thought it'd be. Gave me gloomy ‘Idiocracy in Space’ vibes & I got bored after about an hour. Pattinson is fine but the film is slow & cloning has been addressed more thoroughly in better films or books. Nothing fun here.
5/10
More somber & far less comedic than I thought it'd be. Gave me gloomy ‘Idiocracy in Space’ vibes & I got bored after about an hour. Pattinson is fine but the film is slow & cloning has been addressed more thoroughly in better films or books. Nothing fun here.
5/10
Unsolicited Movie Review: No Man’s Land
Neat 30 min. fan film - someone called it “Sisu vs Aliens,” LoL.
Solid storyline, fun Easter eggs. Literally a Fan Film, so YMMV. Would rather watch this 20 times over than be forced to sit through Prometheus or Covenant ever again.
6/10, A for Aliens Effort
Neat 30 min. fan film - someone called it “Sisu vs Aliens,” LoL.
Solid storyline, fun Easter eggs. Literally a Fan Film, so YMMV. Would rather watch this 20 times over than be forced to sit through Prometheus or Covenant ever again.
6/10, A for Aliens Effort
March 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Unsolicited Movie Review: No Man’s Land
Neat 30 min. fan film - someone called it “Sisu vs Aliens,” LoL.
Solid storyline, fun Easter eggs. Literally a Fan Film, so YMMV. Would rather watch this 20 times over than be forced to sit through Prometheus or Covenant ever again.
6/10, A for Aliens Effort
Neat 30 min. fan film - someone called it “Sisu vs Aliens,” LoL.
Solid storyline, fun Easter eggs. Literally a Fan Film, so YMMV. Would rather watch this 20 times over than be forced to sit through Prometheus or Covenant ever again.
6/10, A for Aliens Effort
Beer Review: Baphomet from Revolution Brewing
Bock @ 6.66%
Beautiful can art with a black top. Malty-malty bock that's maybe sweeter than it should be, so not a 10. Revolution can sometimes be just okay but this is damn special & worth it. Wish I'd grabbed more from Chicago...
9/10, Hail Satan
Bock @ 6.66%
Beautiful can art with a black top. Malty-malty bock that's maybe sweeter than it should be, so not a 10. Revolution can sometimes be just okay but this is damn special & worth it. Wish I'd grabbed more from Chicago...
9/10, Hail Satan
March 9, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Beer Review: Baphomet from Revolution Brewing
Bock @ 6.66%
Beautiful can art with a black top. Malty-malty bock that's maybe sweeter than it should be, so not a 10. Revolution can sometimes be just okay but this is damn special & worth it. Wish I'd grabbed more from Chicago...
9/10, Hail Satan
Bock @ 6.66%
Beautiful can art with a black top. Malty-malty bock that's maybe sweeter than it should be, so not a 10. Revolution can sometimes be just okay but this is damn special & worth it. Wish I'd grabbed more from Chicago...
9/10, Hail Satan
Beer Review: Jhator from Nightmare Brewing
Tibetan Rice Saison Ale brewed w/ Apricot, Jasmine, Juniper & Himalayan Rice @ 6.1%
Masterful fucking beer, full-bodied, full-flavored with ALL the apricot. Nightmare always has the sickest art, too; drinks heavier than stated ABV, worth the $.
10/10, dayum
Tibetan Rice Saison Ale brewed w/ Apricot, Jasmine, Juniper & Himalayan Rice @ 6.1%
Masterful fucking beer, full-bodied, full-flavored with ALL the apricot. Nightmare always has the sickest art, too; drinks heavier than stated ABV, worth the $.
10/10, dayum
March 2, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Beer Review: Jhator from Nightmare Brewing
Tibetan Rice Saison Ale brewed w/ Apricot, Jasmine, Juniper & Himalayan Rice @ 6.1%
Masterful fucking beer, full-bodied, full-flavored with ALL the apricot. Nightmare always has the sickest art, too; drinks heavier than stated ABV, worth the $.
10/10, dayum
Tibetan Rice Saison Ale brewed w/ Apricot, Jasmine, Juniper & Himalayan Rice @ 6.1%
Masterful fucking beer, full-bodied, full-flavored with ALL the apricot. Nightmare always has the sickest art, too; drinks heavier than stated ABV, worth the $.
10/10, dayum
Unsolicited Movie Review: Love Hurts
Predictable, & unimaginative with some fairly decent fight scenes. They didn't reinvent anything & while it’s nice Ke Huy Quan is doing more, this wasn't memorable. Watch only if you need ANY action film w/ with good production values.
3/10 Goonies never say die
Predictable, & unimaginative with some fairly decent fight scenes. They didn't reinvent anything & while it’s nice Ke Huy Quan is doing more, this wasn't memorable. Watch only if you need ANY action film w/ with good production values.
3/10 Goonies never say die
March 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Unsolicited Movie Review: Love Hurts
Predictable, & unimaginative with some fairly decent fight scenes. They didn't reinvent anything & while it’s nice Ke Huy Quan is doing more, this wasn't memorable. Watch only if you need ANY action film w/ with good production values.
3/10 Goonies never say die
Predictable, & unimaginative with some fairly decent fight scenes. They didn't reinvent anything & while it’s nice Ke Huy Quan is doing more, this wasn't memorable. Watch only if you need ANY action film w/ with good production values.
3/10 Goonies never say die
Unsolicited Movie Review: Companion
Semi-predictable but also innovative enough, it kept me engaged. Evenly-paced & a decent watch.
I’ll likely forget I saw this in a few months but also, I didn’t hate it. Idk, it's hard to find good movies since everything is Content. Just kinda all right. 6.5/10
Semi-predictable but also innovative enough, it kept me engaged. Evenly-paced & a decent watch.
I’ll likely forget I saw this in a few months but also, I didn’t hate it. Idk, it's hard to find good movies since everything is Content. Just kinda all right. 6.5/10
February 21, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Unsolicited Movie Review: Companion
Semi-predictable but also innovative enough, it kept me engaged. Evenly-paced & a decent watch.
I’ll likely forget I saw this in a few months but also, I didn’t hate it. Idk, it's hard to find good movies since everything is Content. Just kinda all right. 6.5/10
Semi-predictable but also innovative enough, it kept me engaged. Evenly-paced & a decent watch.
I’ll likely forget I saw this in a few months but also, I didn’t hate it. Idk, it's hard to find good movies since everything is Content. Just kinda all right. 6.5/10
Unsolicited Movie Review: Love Me
Strong, beautiful, interesting beginning… then they got to the shitty-bullshit Insta-YouTube part & I quit. Made it 15 min in. Fast forwarded & it doesn’t seem like I missed anything.
For something far, far, far, far better go here: www.sbnation.com/a/17776-foot...
Strong, beautiful, interesting beginning… then they got to the shitty-bullshit Insta-YouTube part & I quit. Made it 15 min in. Fast forwarded & it doesn’t seem like I missed anything.
For something far, far, far, far better go here: www.sbnation.com/a/17776-foot...
February 21, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Unsolicited Movie Review: Love Me
Strong, beautiful, interesting beginning… then they got to the shitty-bullshit Insta-YouTube part & I quit. Made it 15 min in. Fast forwarded & it doesn’t seem like I missed anything.
For something far, far, far, far better go here: www.sbnation.com/a/17776-foot...
Strong, beautiful, interesting beginning… then they got to the shitty-bullshit Insta-YouTube part & I quit. Made it 15 min in. Fast forwarded & it doesn’t seem like I missed anything.
For something far, far, far, far better go here: www.sbnation.com/a/17776-foot...
Unsolicited Movie Review: The Gorge
Interesting sci-fi, has something for everyone… serious Resident Evil/Silent Hill/Annihilation vibes.
Has a good start, finishes predictably - good actors; okay creatures. Overall a decent streaming movie. (Probably would've been an okay-ish theater movie.) 7/10
Interesting sci-fi, has something for everyone… serious Resident Evil/Silent Hill/Annihilation vibes.
Has a good start, finishes predictably - good actors; okay creatures. Overall a decent streaming movie. (Probably would've been an okay-ish theater movie.) 7/10
February 19, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Unsolicited Movie Review: The Gorge
Interesting sci-fi, has something for everyone… serious Resident Evil/Silent Hill/Annihilation vibes.
Has a good start, finishes predictably - good actors; okay creatures. Overall a decent streaming movie. (Probably would've been an okay-ish theater movie.) 7/10
Interesting sci-fi, has something for everyone… serious Resident Evil/Silent Hill/Annihilation vibes.
Has a good start, finishes predictably - good actors; okay creatures. Overall a decent streaming movie. (Probably would've been an okay-ish theater movie.) 7/10
Unsolicited Movie Review: Dear Kelly
Documentary about how one person spirals down the hole of political conspiracy theories. Asks good questions but can’t really answer them - still a meaningful look @ trying to understand the crazy side. Pretty genuine & worth a look.
6/10, an effort was made.
Documentary about how one person spirals down the hole of political conspiracy theories. Asks good questions but can’t really answer them - still a meaningful look @ trying to understand the crazy side. Pretty genuine & worth a look.
6/10, an effort was made.
January 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Unsolicited Movie Review: Dear Kelly
Documentary about how one person spirals down the hole of political conspiracy theories. Asks good questions but can’t really answer them - still a meaningful look @ trying to understand the crazy side. Pretty genuine & worth a look.
6/10, an effort was made.
Documentary about how one person spirals down the hole of political conspiracy theories. Asks good questions but can’t really answer them - still a meaningful look @ trying to understand the crazy side. Pretty genuine & worth a look.
6/10, an effort was made.