My son told me last week that if I lived in 16th Century England, they’d have burned me at the stake. He thought he was being funny. I took it as a compliment.

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Scene:
My car, 8:15AM, I’m leaving a voice message for the company that does my taxes.

“Hi, this is Jenn calling, returning Jessica’s phone call, I believe. Period.” (Long pause)

“Wait…”

Y’all… I said the word ‘period’. To mark the end of my sentence. In a voicemail.

Just send me back to bed.