being made redundant, given garden leave + a bit of money to keep me going in the meantime, then immediately going to collect the keys for my new flat, practically dancing down the street to wham! rap …
my movie moment !

made too many jokes about feeling like ned flanders when springfield tries and fails to rebuild his house after a hurricane that i’ve willed it into existence

wish i had coquette cute lana del rey depression instead of divorced dad bloke depression. silently weeping in lingerie while smoking a cig rather than eating beans on toast in bed wearing a giant t-shirt i haven’t washed in a week, watching youtube videos about global politics for hours on end.