This is a brave and also terrible idea.

This is so wonderful, and so enormously exciting. I can't wait to check it out.

OOH.
Too late! You cracked the door!
Tell all the things!

Every time you post snide, bitchy, petty asides like "costly agenda", it is more baldly clear to the public that your publication is an irrelevant and obsolete sock puppet with the GOP's hand up its ass.

You do not even know me like that, so you can take several steps back.
And yeah, we're done.

No. Just ... no.
It is insane that you are still carrying water for this guy.

BABY

So lonely! So adrift!
Quick, toss him your apron strings!

unacceptable

Oh, this list is epic, especially for the season. Thank you!