jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚
@jennythepirate.bsky.social
in my Freida Claxton era, retail nepobaby, she/her
Pinned
Sometimes, I think I'm cursed, but my bobbin always runs out at the end of a seam🤔
Okay, banging on the keyboard until code comes out. Trying to figure this whole database thing out.
December 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Okay, banging on the keyboard until code comes out. Trying to figure this whole database thing out.
it wasn't a legendary dump. it was "i'm autistic" *crickets chirp*
trash took itself out
trash took itself out
I put it off for too long and holy shit it's going to be memorable.
I need to break up with somebody and....can they just stop showing up?
December 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
it wasn't a legendary dump. it was "i'm autistic" *crickets chirp*
trash took itself out
trash took itself out
Have you ever wanted to have an argument with a younger version of yourself? Parenting might be for you.
December 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Have you ever wanted to have an argument with a younger version of yourself? Parenting might be for you.
trying to pack and get my shit together for the annual mother/daughter sleep over, can my anxiety not.
December 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
trying to pack and get my shit together for the annual mother/daughter sleep over, can my anxiety not.
why is this dumb shit so funny?
December 24, 2025 at 6:28 AM
why is this dumb shit so funny?
Here's hoping I woke up with some executive function today.
December 23, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Here's hoping I woke up with some executive function today.
Time to read my book with a flashlight so the cat doesn't know i stayed up past my bedtime lol
December 23, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Time to read my book with a flashlight so the cat doesn't know i stayed up past my bedtime lol
do i really have to work tomorrow. i took today off as a mental health day but idk how much longer i can work there, i still don't have a start date for the other job.
December 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
do i really have to work tomorrow. i took today off as a mental health day but idk how much longer i can work there, i still don't have a start date for the other job.
Sometime I read stories about people's exes and it feels like I won the ex-husband lottery.
December 21, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Sometime I read stories about people's exes and it feels like I won the ex-husband lottery.
So sick of having to remind the seasonal that multipart orders exist. You check the final invoice, omg.
December 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
So sick of having to remind the seasonal that multipart orders exist. You check the final invoice, omg.
Can't wait to get yelled at for other people's poor planning this next week.
December 19, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Can't wait to get yelled at for other people's poor planning this next week.
I finally bought myself a decent winter coat, that's cute, it's going to be in the 60s next week🙃
December 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I finally bought myself a decent winter coat, that's cute, it's going to be in the 60s next week🙃
I told myself no buying green fabric until I finish all 8 books.
I also told myself no buying these until I fi ish the first 6 and we all see how that went.
I also told myself no buying these until I fi ish the first 6 and we all see how that went.
I was financially irresponsible. 🫣 #Christmasgifttomyself #mypoorwallet
December 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I told myself no buying green fabric until I finish all 8 books.
I also told myself no buying these until I fi ish the first 6 and we all see how that went.
I also told myself no buying these until I fi ish the first 6 and we all see how that went.
The cat says bedtime is 10:30.
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
The cat says bedtime is 10:30.
I was financially irresponsible. 🫣 #Christmasgifttomyself #mypoorwallet
December 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I was financially irresponsible. 🫣 #Christmasgifttomyself #mypoorwallet
The last day for guaranteed delivery before Christmas is almost here.
December 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
The last day for guaranteed delivery before Christmas is almost here.
I need an organization system that's not just Aldi bags.
December 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I need an organization system that's not just Aldi bags.
A cat just put me to bed.
December 14, 2025 at 7:21 AM
A cat just put me to bed.
Me *planning my big move back to the pnw*
Rreal tacos: "you sure about that?"
Rreal tacos: "you sure about that?"
December 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Me *planning my big move back to the pnw*
Rreal tacos: "you sure about that?"
Rreal tacos: "you sure about that?"
I'm amazed at how different life is for people whose parents actually wanted them.
*told me to my face.
*told me to my face.
December 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I'm amazed at how different life is for people whose parents actually wanted them.
*told me to my face.
*told me to my face.
OSHA violation obstacle course...
December 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
OSHA violation obstacle course...
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The rapture already happened and we're all in hell
December 11, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The rapture already happened and we're all in hell
Whats the goal when people side eye me? Like, um sorry I exist?
December 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Whats the goal when people side eye me? Like, um sorry I exist?
Let's get back into writing my brain said... it'll be fun my brain said.
I think I'd rather be working on another degree than doing this. Who let me make so many copies of this file, how am I suppose to edit it?
I think I'd rather be working on another degree than doing this. Who let me make so many copies of this file, how am I suppose to edit it?
December 11, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Let's get back into writing my brain said... it'll be fun my brain said.
I think I'd rather be working on another degree than doing this. Who let me make so many copies of this file, how am I suppose to edit it?
I think I'd rather be working on another degree than doing this. Who let me make so many copies of this file, how am I suppose to edit it?
I put it off for too long and holy shit it's going to be memorable.
I need to break up with somebody and....can they just stop showing up?
December 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I put it off for too long and holy shit it's going to be memorable.