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jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚
@jennythepirate.bsky.social
in my Freida Claxton era, retail nepobaby, she/her
Pinned
Sometimes, I think I'm cursed, but my bobbin always runs out at the end of a seam🤔
Okay, banging on the keyboard until code comes out. Trying to figure this whole database thing out.
December 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
it wasn't a legendary dump. it was "i'm autistic" *crickets chirp*

trash took itself out
I put it off for too long and holy shit it's going to be memorable.
I need to break up with somebody and....can they just stop showing up?
December 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Have you ever wanted to have an argument with a younger version of yourself? Parenting might be for you.
December 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
trying to pack and get my shit together for the annual mother/daughter sleep over, can my anxiety not.
December 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
why is this dumb shit so funny?
December 24, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Here's hoping I woke up with some executive function today.
December 23, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Time to read my book with a flashlight so the cat doesn't know i stayed up past my bedtime lol
December 23, 2025 at 4:07 AM
do i really have to work tomorrow. i took today off as a mental health day but idk how much longer i can work there, i still don't have a start date for the other job.
December 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Sometime I read stories about people's exes and it feels like I won the ex-husband lottery.
December 21, 2025 at 5:17 AM
So sick of having to remind the seasonal that multipart orders exist. You check the final invoice, omg.
December 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Can't wait to get yelled at for other people's poor planning this next week.
December 19, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I finally bought myself a decent winter coat, that's cute, it's going to be in the 60s next week🙃
December 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I told myself no buying green fabric until I finish all 8 books.

I also told myself no buying these until I fi ish the first 6 and we all see how that went.
December 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The cat says bedtime is 10:30.
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I was financially irresponsible. 🫣 #Christmasgifttomyself #mypoorwallet
December 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
The last day for guaranteed delivery before Christmas is almost here.
December 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I need an organization system that's not just Aldi bags.
December 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
A cat just put me to bed.
December 14, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Me *planning my big move back to the pnw*

Rreal tacos: "you sure about that?"
December 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I'm amazed at how different life is for people whose parents actually wanted them.

*told me to my face.
December 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
OSHA violation obstacle course...
December 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Reposted by jennifer 🖤🩶🤍💚
The rapture already happened and we're all in hell
December 11, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Whats the goal when people side eye me? Like, um sorry I exist?
December 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Let's get back into writing my brain said... it'll be fun my brain said.

I think I'd rather be working on another degree than doing this. Who let me make so many copies of this file, how am I suppose to edit it?
December 11, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I put it off for too long and holy shit it's going to be memorable.
I need to break up with somebody and....can they just stop showing up?
December 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM