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Jenny Trout

@jennytrout.bsky.social

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Author best known as Abigail Barnette. Blogger, Community Theater Enthusiast. Autistic, queer, generally a big weirdo. If you don't know my pronouns, store bought is fine. 🏳️‍🌈💛🤍💜🖤 JennyTrout.com youtube.com/@JennyTroutstanding

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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 9h

I just looked it up and omg the kid dressed like a Native is no longer on there, and it was his star, like he was shooting at it with the bow and arrow, so there are NO stars anymore. They could have left the star!

Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 9h

I've never seen someone NOT get a star, so IDK, it's a rare and amazing occurrence.

Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 10h

What if we reframed it as like, it's rare to not a get a star, so that's good luck? Yeah, I got nothin.

Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 10h

You can make a pizza with those tube biscuits instead of a crust. No one can stop you.

Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 11h

A grizzly bear. In a very unlikely place.

Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 12h

So yeah, as I was saying, there is a WILDLY CONSENSUAL 19-on-1 scene in this series.

A trope map style graphic with the cover of Her Brother's Billionaire Best Friend by Abigail Barnette surrounded with text. The cover pictures a red-haired white woman in a black bra and panties sitting in the lap of a white man in a black suit. He's holding a rocks glass with liquor in it. The text around the cover reads: FWB to lovers! Age gap! Lube orgy! Group activities! Sex island! Older brother's best friend! Bear attack! Peach emoji eggplant emoji in a birthday cake!

Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 2d

I want God to look me in the face and deny that it was an excellent and creative idea.

Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 2d

Also, it's important for me that you know that I said "Napoleon" in an exaggerated French accent in my head.

Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 2d

I'll just see what happens.

Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 2d

Right like, I promise that in this political climate, I am not going to promote the sexual activity of going to a sex island with a billionaire. This is basically a fantasy novel without elves.

Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 2d

Her Billionaire Boyfriend by Abigail Barnette. #2 in the Her Billionaire series.

Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 2d

Not a monster fucking book, but good to know in promoting my monster fucker books.

Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 2d

I'll just say "DEEPLY CONSENSUAL".

Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 2d

Balls, because it is DEEPLY consensual.

Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 2d

Authors, what's the content policy enforcement like over here? Because over on Threads, talking about the 19-on-1 Dungeons and Dragons themed gangbang in one of my books "Promotes or encourages sexual activities" or some similarly worded bullshit. Would that fly here?

Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 2d

Sometimes you read a book and you can just tell that the author had a pony growing up.

I will not be explaining further at this time.

Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 4d

So I've been working for these chocolatiers for like, about a year now, and I gotta say, I might like it more than I like writing.

Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 4d

That's awesome!

Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 4d

I kinda wandered off.

Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 4d

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Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 4d

I haven't been over here in over a minute. I'm trying to follow everybody who followed me when I was gone but there are more than three of you and I'm becoming increasingly anxious that I might follow everybody except for one, making someone feel left out.

Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 4d

On Patreon! patreon.com/jennytrout

One time, we actually read a book I liked. It's called Modelland. It's a masterpiece.

Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · 4d

If you cross me I will put a spell on you that makes Ryan Murphy listen to your true crime podcast and steal Netflix limited series after limited series from you.

Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · Mar 14

I think the part of Heretic that was the most scary for me was having to listen to a man talk about his opinions on God while Radiohead played in the background.

Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social · Mar 8

For no reason whatsoever, I am thinking about that scene in Chernobyl when the nuclear physicist reminds the government official that he used to be a shoe salesman.