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Jen

@jenonymous.bsky.social

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Mostly interested in capital markets, rule of law, and democracy. Lawyer, traveler, mother, troublemaker.

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Jen @jenonymous.bsky.social · Nov 11

Any FinTwit refugees have good recommendations for how to invest going forward if securities regulations won’t be enforced and federal spending is going to be primarily directed towards friends of the kleptocracy?
Obvious answer: the two pro-kleptocracy stocks (on a tear), but I can’t support them.

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Jen @jenonymous.bsky.social · 13m

Endorse.

Jen @jenonymous.bsky.social · 16m

Impeachments? But like, realistically I don’t see them getting to removal without Trump dying or a new Great Depression.*

*That the Democrats can successfully pin on Trump/Vance despite a very hostile media environment and stupid median voters.

Jen @jenonymous.bsky.social · 2h

^deranged idiot boogaloo.

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Jen @jenonymous.bsky.social · 2h

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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 6h

He had his “yearly physical” on April 11th. They’re not even trying.

Jen @jenonymous.bsky.social · 3h

Any word from “free speech warriors” like Bari Weiss, Matt Taibbi, and Elon Musk on this travesty?

Devin Nunes' Alt-Mom @nunesalt.bsky.social · 8h

He just said it. 100% unironically and unmistakably.

“We took the freedom of speech away.”

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Jen @jenonymous.bsky.social · 3h

The local Tesla dealer is loaning a mom at our school a cybertruck for a weekend, to be used as a prop at her son’s bar mitzvah.

I am just assuming they need to do something with the thousands of unsold electric garbage cans on wheels to trigger write down?

Jen @jenonymous.bsky.social · 3h

I’m sure Xi and Putin already have it. Like, bet my entire life savings certain.

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Jen @jenonymous.bsky.social · 3h

Senile old man demands vengeance for imaginary crimes and personal insults.

Christopher Mims @mims.bsky.social · 5h

"Trump ignored the advice of aides, Justice Department officials, and even Virginia Gov. Glenn Youngkin, a Republican" in ousting a prosecutor who refused to indict former FBI director James Comey

Sean O’Kane @seanokane.bsky.social · 5h

WSJ is reporting that the Truth Social post where Trump told Pam Bondi to prosecute Comey *really was supposed to be a private message*

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Jen @jenonymous.bsky.social · 3h

🤣

Jen @jenonymous.bsky.social · 3h

“Senile goober aspiring dictator” is not just an act he’s putting on in public to entertain the MAGA rubes.

Jen @jenonymous.bsky.social · 3h

To me the most troubling thing is that it was quite obvious that is what was happening *at the time* but nobody in the legacy press wanted to point out the obvious.

Jen @jenonymous.bsky.social · 3h

Comedy Cellar will probably have another show or two tonight.

Jen @jenonymous.bsky.social · 3h

How many billions need to *disappear entirely* from private credit blow ups before it triggers a domino effect? 🤔

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Jen @jenonymous.bsky.social · 3h

So horrifying it’s almost hard to believe it’s real. Also, I believe the platform was built by a bunch of sketchballs, at least one of whom was a Russian national.

Jen @jenonymous.bsky.social · 5h

It’s a shame there’s not a Nobel Appeasement Prize, he could earn it for his work in Russia

Jen @jenonymous.bsky.social · 5h

“Nobody in history has done appeasement the way I’m doing appeasement.”

Jen @jenonymous.bsky.social · 7h

Thanks to the magic of AI: bsky.app/profile/jeno...

Jen @jenonymous.bsky.social · 7h

“Look, here’s a pic of him riding a camel in Giza to visit the pyramids, and here he is in Israel, visiting the holy sites, and here’s one in Gaza scouting for real estate for his golf course…”

Jen @jenonymous.bsky.social · 7h

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Jen @jenonymous.bsky.social · 7h

“Look here’s the president climbing the pyramids, and here he is eating McDonalds in Riyadh.”

Jen @jenonymous.bsky.social · 7h

Are they going to fake an entire Middle East trip to hide his vegetative state after they do whatever black magic they are doing that knocks him out for 3-4 days at a time?

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Jen @jenonymous.bsky.social · 7h

Suspending habeas corpus?!?!?

I mean, he’s probably too senile to have any idea what it means, but time for Democrats to crank up the dial to 11 on ”resisting the authoritarian onslaught.”

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Jen @jenonymous.bsky.social · 8h

My “This Shutdown Has Nothing to Do With Protecting Trump from What’s In the Epstein Files” t-shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 8h

Mike Johnson: "You can look at that video, play it back in slow mo, watch Ruben Gallego's body language. He's folding his arms. He's very uncomfortable because he's not telling you the truth. This doesn't have anything whatsoever to do with Epstein. They try to make everything about Epstein."

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Jen @jenonymous.bsky.social · 8h

My “This Shutdown Has Nothing to Do With Protecting Trump from What’s In the Epstein Files” t-shirt is raising a lot of questions already addressed by my shirt.

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Jen @jenonymous.bsky.social · 10h

Just one of many reasons it’s a terrible idea to get legal advice from ChatGPT.

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Jen @jenonymous.bsky.social · 21h

They were owed a crazy amount of money under Twitter’s old policies and employment agreements and Elon thought he could say “I declare for cause” and avoid it all— sort of like how Trump (wrongly) thinks he can call anything “for cause” at the Fed.