spring in nyc is kinda a mental illness if u think abt it

becoming my father (putting hazelnut in my coffee and listening to 80s japanese pop radio hits on my commute to work)

quit my job and got beyonce tickets on the same day, 2016 and 2022 jensen would be so so proud of me

coworker said “they really got all three mexicans working today” it was two filipinos and a mexican mind you

even though i’m the strongest/most masc i’ve ever looked in my life i know im still nonbinary bc i was looking at my gains in the mirror and when i flexed my biceps i went “how nice!” like a supportive mother seeing her teen daughter try a new hairstyle for the first time

bick fake asl for inviting nessa to the ozdust ball under false pretenses like if it were me and u did me dirt *and* you look like u negotiated ur way onto oz u basically did me dirt twice like tf

Panic! At The Disco except it’s Unpacking Intergenerational Trauma! At The Park Near The Elementary School My Partner Went To

i dye my hair i baby my bang i pluck eyebrow i do nails. i buy brand new car i don’t shave puss. i don’t shave puss but i buy brand new car. zat is my bag please do not touch. i go shopping now i go home change i go shopping i get coffee. FUCK! blessings bestowed or whatever. ykwim so mote it be

can I get an oatmilk latte and... lol I remember your ass from 600 BC. we lived on the tigris river, I was a red ibis bird & u were an infertile brown goat. the Zoroastrian farmers fed u hemlock to try & kill u lol. remember? oh I also want that🫵stupid little pastry in the case