Jen Vento
jenv.bsky.social
Jen Vento
@jenv.bsky.social
Reposted by Jen Vento
Defense begins, “This case, ladies and gentlemen, is about a sandwich. A sandwich that according to Agent Lairmore somehow both exploded on his chest in a spray of mustard and onions but also landed intact on the ground still in its Subway wrapper.”
November 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM