Amy Schneider
@jeopardamy.bsky.social
Jeopardy champion, trans person, writer… other? Idk. Padma complimented me once
Oh come on, its existence is clearly predicted in the Standard Breakfast Model! I guess they’re waiting until we get more data from the Large Ham Collider
September 13, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Oh come on, its existence is clearly predicted in the Standard Breakfast Model! I guess they’re waiting until we get more data from the Large Ham Collider
Literally nobody can trust Donald Trump, not in the entire world. More importantly, every single person, without exception, *everyone* who was even tangentially involved in conceiving, crafting, approving, or posting this headline, they all knew, without a doubt, that he can’t be trusted. And yet.
August 19, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Literally nobody can trust Donald Trump, not in the entire world. More importantly, every single person, without exception, *everyone* who was even tangentially involved in conceiving, crafting, approving, or posting this headline, they all knew, without a doubt, that he can’t be trusted. And yet.
I defy you to explain what you mean by “formidable.”
August 16, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I defy you to explain what you mean by “formidable.”
I was really hoping this obituary would reference The Hudsucker Proxy
July 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I was really hoping this obituary would reference The Hudsucker Proxy
Being famous is so weird. Like, in a certain sense, this is an obituary for one of my professional peers
July 21, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Being famous is so weird. Like, in a certain sense, this is an obituary for one of my professional peers
Speaking on behalf of Ohio: please don’t
June 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Speaking on behalf of Ohio: please don’t
I feel like this ModCloth dress is asking me to go to couples therapy
June 6, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I feel like this ModCloth dress is asking me to go to couples therapy
Jeremy Allen White
Yuck. The "The Bear Season 3" of Met Gala outfits
Yuck. The "The Bear Season 3" of Met Gala outfits
May 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Jeremy Allen White
Yuck. The "The Bear Season 3" of Met Gala outfits
Yuck. The "The Bear Season 3" of Met Gala outfits
Hunter Schafer
Do I love this outfit, or do I just love Hunter Schafer? Can't it be both?
Do I love this outfit, or do I just love Hunter Schafer? Can't it be both?
May 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Hunter Schafer
Do I love this outfit, or do I just love Hunter Schafer? Can't it be both?
Do I love this outfit, or do I just love Hunter Schafer? Can't it be both?
Miley Cyrus
The bottom half looks like she's attending a Mafia funeral, while the top half looks like she's leading a rebellion against the Galactic Council
The bottom half looks like she's attending a Mafia funeral, while the top half looks like she's leading a rebellion against the Galactic Council
May 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Miley Cyrus
The bottom half looks like she's attending a Mafia funeral, while the top half looks like she's leading a rebellion against the Galactic Council
The bottom half looks like she's attending a Mafia funeral, while the top half looks like she's leading a rebellion against the Galactic Council
Look, it's not Simone Biles's fault that she got invited to the Met Gala
May 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Look, it's not Simone Biles's fault that she got invited to the Met Gala
Sabrina Carpenter
See, Sydney Sweeney? Even basic white women can still respect the theme!
See, Sydney Sweeney? Even basic white women can still respect the theme!
May 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Sabrina Carpenter
See, Sydney Sweeney? Even basic white women can still respect the theme!
See, Sydney Sweeney? Even basic white women can still respect the theme!
Lupita N'yongo
I cannot get enough of this. The fully male-coded core surrounded by a fairy princess cape. The color. The hat. Flawless
I cannot get enough of this. The fully male-coded core surrounded by a fairy princess cape. The color. The hat. Flawless
May 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Lupita N'yongo
I cannot get enough of this. The fully male-coded core surrounded by a fairy princess cape. The color. The hat. Flawless
I cannot get enough of this. The fully male-coded core surrounded by a fairy princess cape. The color. The hat. Flawless
Tracee Ellis Ross
You know, this outfit would have actually worked if she hadn't tried to smuggle all her Amazon packages in her pants
You know, this outfit would have actually worked if she hadn't tried to smuggle all her Amazon packages in her pants
May 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Tracee Ellis Ross
You know, this outfit would have actually worked if she hadn't tried to smuggle all her Amazon packages in her pants
You know, this outfit would have actually worked if she hadn't tried to smuggle all her Amazon packages in her pants
Sydney Sweeney
Ah, I see you've decided to honor this year's theme by wearing "a dress"
Ah, I see you've decided to honor this year's theme by wearing "a dress"
May 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Sydney Sweeney
Ah, I see you've decided to honor this year's theme by wearing "a dress"
Ah, I see you've decided to honor this year's theme by wearing "a dress"
Oh so I guess we fought the whole American Revolution for NO REASON smh
April 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Oh so I guess we fought the whole American Revolution for NO REASON smh
I promise you, that’s not my issue
April 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I promise you, that’s not my issue
John Wayne Gacy Says the Clown Brand Is ‘Toxic’
April 1, 2025 at 6:08 PM
John Wayne Gacy Says the Clown Brand Is ‘Toxic’
Trump Declares Himself Dictator
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Trump-appointed Officials: ‘Trump Is Our Dictator Now’
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Trump-appointed Officials: ‘Trump Is Our Dictator Now’
March 28, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Trump Declares Himself Dictator
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Trump-appointed Officials: ‘Trump Is Our Dictator Now’
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Trump-appointed Officials: ‘Trump Is Our Dictator Now’
Trump Makes Various Noises With His Mouth
March 27, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Trump Makes Various Noises With His Mouth
Oppugn? OPPUGN?!?! What are we even doing here, Spelling Bee?
March 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Oppugn? OPPUGN?!?! What are we even doing here, Spelling Bee?
Here’s a fun trivia fact: out of all the European monarchs for whom we have photographic evidence, King Peter II of Yugoslavia was the biggest smokeshow. I mean damn
March 11, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Here’s a fun trivia fact: out of all the European monarchs for whom we have photographic evidence, King Peter II of Yugoslavia was the biggest smokeshow. I mean damn
Majoring in civil engineering for a couple of years in college left me with nothing but a comprehensive knowledge of obsolete units of measurement
March 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Majoring in civil engineering for a couple of years in college left me with nothing but a comprehensive knowledge of obsolete units of measurement