Jeorge the Dodo Bird
@jeorgethedodo.bsky.social
I'm the last of the dodo birds. I love long walks on the beach only because I can't fly over them. And yes, I always watch out for seagulls overhead. You should too.
Me: I think it's time to clean the chimney.
Doug: Why?
Me: Well, you know...for Santa?
Doug: Jeorge, that chimney leads straight to the furnace...
ME: WHAT? WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE YOU?
Doug: Why?
Me: Well, you know...for Santa?
Doug: Jeorge, that chimney leads straight to the furnace...
ME: WHAT? WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE YOU?
December 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Me: I think it's time to clean the chimney.
Doug: Why?
Me: Well, you know...for Santa?
Doug: Jeorge, that chimney leads straight to the furnace...
ME: WHAT? WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE YOU?
Doug: Why?
Me: Well, you know...for Santa?
Doug: Jeorge, that chimney leads straight to the furnace...
ME: WHAT? WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE YOU?
Staples, in a bold, innovative move, begins shipping by TARDIS.
December 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Staples, in a bold, innovative move, begins shipping by TARDIS.
Professor Jameson: Stop hyperventilating. You know it's hard for me to talk when you do that...
December 5, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Professor Jameson: Stop hyperventilating. You know it's hard for me to talk when you do that...
Me: I want to sing "Angels We Have Heard on High" at our Christmas show.
Doug: Uh...isn't that the one that holds out "Gloria" for like five minutes without a breath?
Me: Well, I think that's a BIT of an exaggeration. Besides, you don't have to worry about it - I'll be the one singing it.
Doug: 😬
Doug: Uh...isn't that the one that holds out "Gloria" for like five minutes without a breath?
Me: Well, I think that's a BIT of an exaggeration. Besides, you don't have to worry about it - I'll be the one singing it.
Doug: 😬
November 10, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Me: I want to sing "Angels We Have Heard on High" at our Christmas show.
Doug: Uh...isn't that the one that holds out "Gloria" for like five minutes without a breath?
Me: Well, I think that's a BIT of an exaggeration. Besides, you don't have to worry about it - I'll be the one singing it.
Doug: 😬
Doug: Uh...isn't that the one that holds out "Gloria" for like five minutes without a breath?
Me: Well, I think that's a BIT of an exaggeration. Besides, you don't have to worry about it - I'll be the one singing it.
Doug: 😬
A beautiful fall day...
November 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
A beautiful fall day...
I don't know a LOT about music, but this makes me feel uncomfortable...
October 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I don't know a LOT about music, but this makes me feel uncomfortable...
The end comes...
October 21, 2025 at 1:11 PM
The end comes...
So beautiful...
October 11, 2025 at 1:45 PM
So beautiful...
That sums it up pretty well...
October 1, 2025 at 8:28 PM
That sums it up pretty well...
This is such a beautiful word. Our Bibles translate it as "hospitality" but it really means "Loving the Stranger."
September 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
This is such a beautiful word. Our Bibles translate it as "hospitality" but it really means "Loving the Stranger."
Dodo bird hyperventilation zone:
September 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Dodo bird hyperventilation zone:
Maybe it's just me, but I'm concerned this character will eat its own tail...
September 5, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Maybe it's just me, but I'm concerned this character will eat its own tail...
The big question for the day: would Paul have approved of this paraphrase?
September 3, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The big question for the day: would Paul have approved of this paraphrase?
Because we remember that mercy is new every morning.
August 20, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Because we remember that mercy is new every morning.
This is a really good summary of the parable of "The Good Samaritan"
August 15, 2025 at 10:08 AM
This is a really good summary of the parable of "The Good Samaritan"
In honor of Tom Lehrer, someone suggested a ventriloquist singing "The Elements." If not for the fact that Doug can't say "protactinium," we can make it all the way to "thorium and thulium and thalium" at 98 BPM. We might keep working on it...
August 8, 2025 at 2:46 PM
In honor of Tom Lehrer, someone suggested a ventriloquist singing "The Elements." If not for the fact that Doug can't say "protactinium," we can make it all the way to "thorium and thulium and thalium" at 98 BPM. We might keep working on it...
No, I won't explain.
August 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
No, I won't explain.
Entomophobes like me simultaneously want more AND less information on this subject.
August 4, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Entomophobes like me simultaneously want more AND less information on this subject.
A Phoenix? No. A seagull covered in curry. A long, slow cook for such a tough bird. 😁
August 1, 2025 at 1:39 AM
A Phoenix? No. A seagull covered in curry. A long, slow cook for such a tough bird. 😁
Why does Doug always get top billing? I'm the one they all come to see!
July 31, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Why does Doug always get top billing? I'm the one they all come to see!
I'd rather have fish, and I don't care what color they are - as long as they're not raw and wriggling.
July 27, 2025 at 9:48 AM
I'd rather have fish, and I don't care what color they are - as long as they're not raw and wriggling.
This is not accurate. Seagulls don't steal fries from the pier. They take them RIGHT OFF YOUR PLATE.
But I'm not bitter...
[comic by FALSEKNEES]
But I'm not bitter...
[comic by FALSEKNEES]
July 26, 2025 at 12:24 PM
This is not accurate. Seagulls don't steal fries from the pier. They take them RIGHT OFF YOUR PLATE.
But I'm not bitter...
[comic by FALSEKNEES]
But I'm not bitter...
[comic by FALSEKNEES]
Just finished a wonderful week at Camp Berea. Wonderful because that wasn't me on the tube.
July 26, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Just finished a wonderful week at Camp Berea. Wonderful because that wasn't me on the tube.