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Just gave a presentation on tax strategies for small law firms. They didn’t know that years of substance abuse has left me low IQ so the presentation went pretty good imo
April 3, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Just gave a presentation on tax strategies for small law firms. They didn’t know that years of substance abuse has left me low IQ so the presentation went pretty good imo
Innie mark is better than me.
If they let me choose work or death I’d be choosing death SO FAST ION GIVE AF ABOUT FACECARD SCOUT
If they let me choose work or death I’d be choosing death SO FAST ION GIVE AF ABOUT FACECARD SCOUT
March 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Innie mark is better than me.
If they let me choose work or death I’d be choosing death SO FAST ION GIVE AF ABOUT FACECARD SCOUT
If they let me choose work or death I’d be choosing death SO FAST ION GIVE AF ABOUT FACECARD SCOUT
My girlfriend keeps googling “Too full at Omikase, now what?”
Took em outside and let them know if we don’t finish this, they’re taking our passports.
Took em outside and let them know if we don’t finish this, they’re taking our passports.
March 11, 2025 at 11:53 AM
My girlfriend keeps googling “Too full at Omikase, now what?”
Took em outside and let them know if we don’t finish this, they’re taking our passports.
Took em outside and let them know if we don’t finish this, they’re taking our passports.
New 2025 rule:
Women waiters over 35 get 30% gratuity to help put their son through college.
Man waiters with little gay mustaches only get 10%. We’re making them choose between rent and ketamine now.
Women waiters over 35 get 30% gratuity to help put their son through college.
Man waiters with little gay mustaches only get 10%. We’re making them choose between rent and ketamine now.
January 19, 2025 at 2:02 PM
New 2025 rule:
Women waiters over 35 get 30% gratuity to help put their son through college.
Man waiters with little gay mustaches only get 10%. We’re making them choose between rent and ketamine now.
Women waiters over 35 get 30% gratuity to help put their son through college.
Man waiters with little gay mustaches only get 10%. We’re making them choose between rent and ketamine now.
My girlfriend’s whole family spills drinks like they hate liquor man I’m tweaking out
December 26, 2024 at 1:41 AM
My girlfriend’s whole family spills drinks like they hate liquor man I’m tweaking out
God is dead yet sourdough lives
November 12, 2024 at 12:43 AM
God is dead yet sourdough lives
10th layer of hell is just a Florida airport
November 2, 2024 at 4:10 AM
10th layer of hell is just a Florida airport
Got air marshaled for booing during the life vest demonstration
November 2, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Got air marshaled for booing during the life vest demonstration
Will HOTTOGO become a gym too or does YMCA not let that kinda shit fly
November 2, 2024 at 4:08 AM
Will HOTTOGO become a gym too or does YMCA not let that kinda shit fly
Jack Reacher is porn for republicans
November 2, 2024 at 4:06 AM
Jack Reacher is porn for republicans
Girlfriend’s boxer (dog) got so obese he filled out his wrinkles. Looks like fat Don Cheadle now
November 2, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Girlfriend’s boxer (dog) got so obese he filled out his wrinkles. Looks like fat Don Cheadle now
Boner the Clown is coming to my birthday party
November 2, 2024 at 4:02 AM
Boner the Clown is coming to my birthday party
Every man wants a hot and sexy Jerma but I’m the only one who found one
October 30, 2024 at 12:08 AM
Every man wants a hot and sexy Jerma but I’m the only one who found one
Another friend lost to the Republican disease. I hate having deep conversations at work
October 29, 2024 at 11:04 PM
Another friend lost to the Republican disease. I hate having deep conversations at work