Sending my Good Thoughts!

I used to steal so many lines from book

Whatever recognizable irony my current name used to have has completely withered

Birthday-month twins!

Get well soon!

I have one video I’d really like to finish. Other than that I should probably bite my tongue

2016, I moved to New York and got married to a woman I met because I posted a video online. If this pattern continues, 2026 oughta be one of THOSE years.

2006, I started making YouTube videos, which spiraled into a decade of adventures I never could’ve dreamt.

1996, I completed my first public access TV show, which won an award and set me on a path toward film school. I had my first girlfriend AND my first heartbreak, leading to a decade of steady heartbreaks.

The exception is probably 1986, because I was only 6, but let’s assume that’s the year I learned how cartoons are made because it’s probably true.

the whiskey’s flowing like poetry tonight

Got used to New York where nobody bats an eye if you complain about weather