Saw this in a pile of used books. Bring back memories for anyone?

We had our new carpet for less than two hours before our cat threw up on it. Right on the landing too. <sigh>

Ad "are you ready to take your creativity to the next level with AI?" If using AI counts as being creative at the next level, why aren't I in better shape after watching fitness videos.

When asked for laughing emojis, these are the MS Teams options. Because nothing says super funny like a skull.

I was reading (again) about how one of the current generations will be the first in US history to not exceed the living standard of their parents. And I thought, "is that a bad thing?" If living standard means bigger house and bigger car and more more more stuff, then it has to end somewhere.

Our cat is at the age she will start costing us money. She is having trouble peeing, so that's a $250 test to see why, and then if that doesn't answer it, a $350 blood work panel, and then... <sigh>

There is a bird chirping furiously outside my window. I think he’s saying “Where is everyone? Why is it so cold? Wait, the migration was last Wednesday!?”