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Jeremy Drinks Coffee ☕
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King of the impossible. I love cookies. I drink coffee.
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Me, after my inside source at the Girl Scouts got me a box of the new cookie before they're available:
"I'm James Bond."
Picture of a box of Exploremores Girl Scout cookies
November 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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I actually love this song.
#Christmas #xmas #alliwantforchristmasisyou
A two-image parody of The Shining. First picture is a microphone busting through a door instead of an axe with Wendy Torrance looking terrified in the background. Second picture is Mariah Carey's head sticking through the door. She is singing into the microphone with the implication that she's signing the song "All I Want for Christmas is You."
November 9, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Cake *and* a friendly reminder of my next appointment. 😍
Round cake (like a birthday cake) with white frosting, multicolored sprinkles, and "GO TO THERAPY" written on it.
November 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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My 2025 Advent calendar is a 3-pound bag of Hershey's miniatures.
Three-pound bag of Hershey's miniatures candy bars
November 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Oldie but goodie
White text on plain green background: If your candidate is losing right now it's because you didn't put enough flags on your truck. Blame yourselves.
November 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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An image titled “The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.” It shows a close-up photo of a Sloppy Joe sandwich (loose ground beef in tomato sauce on a hamburger bun). Below the photo is a fake multiple-choice quiz question: “68. What is this loose meat in a tomato sauce on a bun called?” The answer options are “Messy Mike,” “Sloppy Joe,” “Filthy Kevin,” and “Dirty Andy.”
November 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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“Curb Your Enthusiasm” theme plays
Andrew Cuomo sitting at a table with his head in his hand looking at his phone, presumably at campaign results. He looks like a defeated man. There are 3 of his New York City mayoral campaign signs on the table.
November 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Three-panel image of a homemade pizza creation shaped like a Minion. First panel shows raw dough shaped like a figure with arms and legs. Second panel shows it decorated pre-baking with pepperoni, cheese, and other toppings to resemble a smiling Minion. Third panel shows the final baked result, now puffed and distorted, with melted features and an uneven expression. Caption above reads, “my daughter started crying.”
April 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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tweet from the user “TFNple Phoenix” (@TemplePhoenix): For Transformers: The Movie: • Orson Welles as robot planet (green checkmark) • kickin’ rock soundtrack (green checkmark) • makes you want the toys (green checkmark) For Citizen Kane: • Orson Welles not robot planet (red X) • little to no rock music (red X) • few toys available (red X) I REST MY CASE (in all caps)
March 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Tweet from @PlagueOfGripes: “An apparition appears in your room alongside a more successful-looking doppelgänger of yourself. Apparition: ‘—and THIS is what you would be!’ Doppelgänger: ‘Oh my god! Spare me these twisted visions, specter! I’ve learned my lesson!’ (both vanish) You: Hey what the fuck”
March 12, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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Bluesky post by Chris Kluwe (@chriswarcraft.bsky.social). “First they came for the Palestinian protestor and I said ‘hey you Nazi fucks, you’re being Nazis, everyone else we need to shut these motherfuckers down RIGHT now’ because I actually paid attention to the poem.”
March 11, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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#TruthBomb
A news-style graphic with a bold red headline reading “TRUMP’S AMERICA.” Below, a news excerpt states that a candy manufacturer in Mohnton, Pennsylvania, is closing, affecting 55 employees. The company produces brands like Godiva chocolate and Flipz pretzels. The date “Feb. 27, 2025” is highlighted at the bottom.
March 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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All praise Walton Goggins, the man who is amazing in everything.
Walton Goggins in a suit looking really happy and smiling.
March 10, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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A missing notice is posted on a tree, but the bottom half has been torn off. The remaining words make it look as if the poster itself is missing, stating “MISSING Half of Poster.” The scene is set against an urban street with cars and a bus in the background.
March 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Tweet from Jonathan Edward Durham (@thisoneOverhere): Every now and then, it’s nice to lift your head from a book, take in the world, immediately regret it, and dive right back into reading.
March 9, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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A black-and-white digital illustration depicts a funeral scene with a priest or officiant standing at a podium, addressing mourners seated in rows. A casket, adorned with flowers, is positioned nearby. The setting appears to be a church or funeral home, with tall windows or curtains in the background. The text above the image reads: “Good afternoon, friends, family, and those who knew the deceased. We gather here today to remember a huge cringelord. I mean I’m sorry but he was. I see you all nodding. You know what’s up. Amen.” The image is credited to “Married To The Sea,” a webcomic.
March 8, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Post from Nome @nomedabarbarian “Her: Do you want an invite to my special NSFW account? OSHA, eyes narrowing: Your what?”
March 8, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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A Substack post by D.L. Mayfield that reads: “Here’s my pep talk after studying authoritarianism: 1). They never truly expect a long-term resistance movement bc they think people are a collection of trauma triggers who are easily controlled thru terror 2). If they can’t terrorize you 24/7 in your mind, they have already lost the war 3). The single best way you can resist fascism is to not let them terrorize you constantly. Protect your mental health to ensure you are not constantly in a terrorized state 4). Keep connecting to who you are at your core. Your values, preferences, ethics, and beliefs. Build up capacity to resist 5). Remember they are like abusive parents: they only see us extensions of them. They have no clue how powerful joy and community and self-expression can be. We can use this to our advantage — we can be the strong-willed child they never saw coming. Spending time connecting to your true self is not selfish in these times — it’s intricately connected to a resistance movement that is tied to honoring our bodies, our communities, and to the land. We have to build capacity to resist by being exactly who we are!”
February 22, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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A shark emerging from the ocean with its mouth wide open, appearing to be in pain. The caption reads, “Rare photo of a shark stepping on a Lego”.
February 22, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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A meme with text at the top that reads, “My bathroom floor is always wet bc Neutrogena taught me to wash my face like this:” Below the text is an image of a person splashing a large amount of water onto their face with both hands, eyes closed, and water flying everywhere.
February 19, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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@davidlsims.bsky.social listening to the E.T. episode. You must have been too young to see Ferris Bueller before you went for a phony fever.
Scene from the movie Ferris Bueller's Day off. Ferris is looking at the camera. Text on screen reads: Faking out parents (this is the heading in all caps) Clammy hands Phony fever (these words have a line through them indicating that you shouldn't say this) Doctor's office (in red text indicating that this is bad)
February 16, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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#SuperbOwl
GIF of a Scene from What We Do in the Shadows. Nadja talking to Laszlo: NADJA: The party we're going to is celebrating the Superb Owl, who is the greatest owl of all time. Do you think we're going to get to touch its little beak? LASZLO: Depends what mood he's in.
February 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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This episode of Review is one of the all-time funniest TV show episodes.
Image from the TV show "Review". Forest MacNeil is sitting at a table looking distraught saying, "I have now eaten 10 pancakes."
February 7, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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A two-panel meme featuring characters from 30 Rock. In the first panel, Liz Lemon says, "What a year, huh?" In the second panel, Jack Donaghy replies, "Lemon, it’s February 1st."
February 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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A two-panel meme using characters from The Simpsons. In the first panel, Homer yells from a car, “It’s because of DEI!” while Lenny and Carl look on skeptically. The second panel shows Lenny asking, “What did he say?” Carl replies, “I don’t know. Something about being a fucking idiot.”
February 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM