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"American Pope" sounds like a spiritual sequel to "King Ralph" not like someone who should be in charge.
May 8, 2025 at 9:19 PM
"American Pope" sounds like a spiritual sequel to "King Ralph" not like someone who should be in charge.
Happy Steak and a BJ Day! A holiday observed by men who eat too much steak and not enough pū$§ŷ.
March 14, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Happy Steak and a BJ Day! A holiday observed by men who eat too much steak and not enough pū$§ŷ.
Happy Steak and a BJ Day! A holiday invented for Barstool Sports guys trying to make their gfs do two things they themselves would never do, even in college.
March 14, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Happy Steak and a BJ Day! A holiday invented for Barstool Sports guys trying to make their gfs do two things they themselves would never do, even in college.
Sure sex is great but have ever bought yourself a two pack of jumbo size down alternative pillows at discounted price from your local Ollie's? #Ad
March 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Sure sex is great but have ever bought yourself a two pack of jumbo size down alternative pillows at discounted price from your local Ollie's? #Ad
What if the hour we lost was replaced by the friends we made along the way?
March 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
What if the hour we lost was replaced by the friends we made along the way?
I never anticipated being around this long. Nor did I imagine I'd voluntarily spend over an hour in a Walgreens that is closing hunting for deals, but here we are.
February 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I never anticipated being around this long. Nor did I imagine I'd voluntarily spend over an hour in a Walgreens that is closing hunting for deals, but here we are.
I find that the people who say "Get busy livin' or get busy dyin'." don't do enough of either.
February 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I find that the people who say "Get busy livin' or get busy dyin'." don't do enough of either.
Pissed off I had to work on #FlexFriday the weekend of the #Superbowl. Given that extra day I could've given Howie Ratner a run for his money in the desperation and depravity department.
February 7, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Pissed off I had to work on #FlexFriday the weekend of the #Superbowl. Given that extra day I could've given Howie Ratner a run for his money in the desperation and depravity department.
Ever since I added "No Disney Adults" to my dating profiles, the herd has really thinned out.
February 5, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Ever since I added "No Disney Adults" to my dating profiles, the herd has really thinned out.
What a year January has been.
January 31, 2025 at 4:32 PM
What a year January has been.
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Me if my brain was wet and had a flask.
January 27, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Me if my brain was wet and had a flask.
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White supremacy is so weird like y’all want the same hallmark movie pussy over and over fr?
January 22, 2025 at 1:20 PM
White supremacy is so weird like y’all want the same hallmark movie pussy over and over fr?
When I'm not asking "What are we?" in the romantic sense, I'm usually asking in existential sense.
January 17, 2025 at 12:40 AM
When I'm not asking "What are we?" in the romantic sense, I'm usually asking in existential sense.
Thank you for all of the art and absurdity. Rest easy, David Lynch.
#InHeavenEverythingIsFine #FixYourHeartsOrDie
#InHeavenEverythingIsFine #FixYourHeartsOrDie
January 16, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Thank you for all of the art and absurdity. Rest easy, David Lynch.
#InHeavenEverythingIsFine #FixYourHeartsOrDie
#InHeavenEverythingIsFine #FixYourHeartsOrDie
I'm fully aware I can't afford a financial advisor, but I need someone to convince me not to give in and purchase ALL the Sergio Tacchini track suits.
January 14, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I'm fully aware I can't afford a financial advisor, but I need someone to convince me not to give in and purchase ALL the Sergio Tacchini track suits.
People who confuse etymology and entomology really bug me.
January 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
People who confuse etymology and entomology really bug me.
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quick question
January 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
quick question
(Cop searching my car)
Cop: Sir, can you explain this?
*taps container*
Me: I have a prescription for that soup.
Cop: Sir, can you explain this?
*taps container*
Me: I have a prescription for that soup.
January 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
(Cop searching my car)
Cop: Sir, can you explain this?
*taps container*
Me: I have a prescription for that soup.
Cop: Sir, can you explain this?
*taps container*
Me: I have a prescription for that soup.
Betting on multiple sports is my degenerate idea of "diversified investing".
January 12, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Betting on multiple sports is my degenerate idea of "diversified investing".
First pizza now, Luigi Mangione. Altoona, Pennsylvania has a way of ruining great Italian things.
December 13, 2024 at 4:27 AM
First pizza now, Luigi Mangione. Altoona, Pennsylvania has a way of ruining great Italian things.
Me when I die
i hope the next person they give half my moveset to is at least kinda cool
December 13, 2024 at 4:26 AM
Me when I die