Jeremy Smyth
@jeremysmyth.com
Is the sequence in RGB order? HSV? Date purchased? Alphabetic based on the colour on the label? Don't tell me it's arbitrary.
It's arbitrary isn't it?
It's arbitrary isn't it?
January 31, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Is the sequence in RGB order? HSV? Date purchased? Alphabetic based on the colour on the label? Don't tell me it's arbitrary.
It's arbitrary isn't it?
It's arbitrary isn't it?
The Swedish for "smash" or "whack" is the delightful word "smäll", pronounced smell. So, it's not the fart that kills you, it's the...
December 27, 2025 at 8:53 PM
The Swedish for "smash" or "whack" is the delightful word "smäll", pronounced smell. So, it's not the fart that kills you, it's the...
When it comes to Brussels sprouts, broccoli is my favourite cauliflower
August 6, 2025 at 10:44 AM
When it comes to Brussels sprouts, broccoli is my favourite cauliflower
It's like 'conservative' and 'progressive' have changed places.
August 2, 2025 at 7:44 AM
It's like 'conservative' and 'progressive' have changed places.
A Shetland pony the size of a small Shetland pony?
March 21, 2025 at 11:38 AM
A Shetland pony the size of a small Shetland pony?
I read I Shall Wear Midnight and Unseen Academicals back to back in the same work trip, and it's hard to believe they're the same author let alone adjacent in the same series. Wizard farce vs. such emotion
March 16, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I read I Shall Wear Midnight and Unseen Academicals back to back in the same work trip, and it's hard to believe they're the same author let alone adjacent in the same series. Wizard farce vs. such emotion
Nah, the deity of Noah, Lot, and Moses left a pretty high body count right there in the narrative. The deity in the NT killed *checks notes* a fig tree.
December 24, 2024 at 12:48 PM
Nah, the deity of Noah, Lot, and Moses left a pretty high body count right there in the narrative. The deity in the NT killed *checks notes* a fig tree.
The new Rickrolling for the terminally online
November 30, 2024 at 10:52 AM
The new Rickrolling for the terminally online
Even the absence of a traditional vowel won't stop HTŸMS, the weird under-desk cable system nobody needs
November 30, 2024 at 10:13 AM
Even the absence of a traditional vowel won't stop HTŸMS, the weird under-desk cable system nobody needs
Turn it on its head: You're all my wife now
November 21, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Turn it on its head: You're all my wife now
The back of Nik Kershaw's head in Dublin last April. I was holding a bass guitar at the time.
November 11, 2024 at 4:35 PM
The back of Nik Kershaw's head in Dublin last April. I was holding a bass guitar at the time.
Is his likeness for sale as part of the Infowars Big Bankruptcy Blowout? Because if so....
October 10, 2024 at 8:19 AM
Is his likeness for sale as part of the Infowars Big Bankruptcy Blowout? Because if so....
I'm blocked too and I'm nobody. Wonder is it a case of "block X and ALL of their followers"
September 9, 2024 at 2:33 PM
I'm blocked too and I'm nobody. Wonder is it a case of "block X and ALL of their followers"
Not y2k compliant, if you're old enough to remember what that means
May 24, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Not y2k compliant, if you're old enough to remember what that means
Our cat is on the verge of starvation at least 6 times a day. It must think we're terrible humans.
May 22, 2024 at 12:40 PM
Our cat is on the verge of starvation at least 6 times a day. It must think we're terrible humans.
Post choc ergo propter shock
May 12, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Post choc ergo propter shock
"Could carry a fully-laden Nimitz without breaking a sweat" is not nothin'
March 28, 2024 at 9:22 AM
"Could carry a fully-laden Nimitz without breaking a sweat" is not nothin'
The only thing that can stop a bad ship dead in the water is a good ship dead in the water
March 26, 2024 at 7:10 PM
The only thing that can stop a bad ship dead in the water is a good ship dead in the water
Bit like section 3 of the fourteenth amendment
March 17, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Bit like section 3 of the fourteenth amendment