LOL. Slate @samadams.bsky.social mapped Andrew Cuomo's venturous two-block journey in his "hitting the streets" campaign launch. slate.com/culture/2025...

Love to see this story about the arrest of New York City's comptroller, a mayoral candidate, in the *ninth* photo slot on the home page of the [checks notes] New York Times (below such critical stories as "Who Really Invented Basketball? The ‘Human Calculator’ Thinks He Knows.").

recent oval office meeting cc @seinfeld2000.bsky.social

Now that our fearless president has resolved the trade war crisis, he can get back to the nation's most urgent business at hand.

Everything going great, nothing to see here

The NASDAQ just closed with its second biggest single-day gain in history. Human beings are ludicrous.

yes, verily, deal art, etc.

Make China Great Again via NYT

my REAL people

[🎶Kanye says he's not a Nazi,
NOT TOO SHABBY🎶]

"Edward Coristine also worked more typical teenage jobs. He was a camp counselor at a day camp and worked as a warehouse team member at his dad’s popcorn company, according to a since-deleted LinkedIn account under the younger Coristine’s name." www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Recirculating my and @mjsdc.bsky.social's scoop from last night. New AG Pam Bondi has sent out a directive to staff asking for options to criminally investigate specific companies for DEI initiatives. Memo is now available. Here's the relevant passage and from the EO: slate.com/news-and-pol...

Fun one from today that nobody seems to be clocking amidst all the more substantive chaos. The White House comms department is now declaring that Trump can now "sign [an] executive order into law" without a bill passing Congress. Have never seen this language from a prior White House.

nice.