JerkyChew
@jerkychew.bsky.social
My social skills resemble arson.
Just watched the new #blackops7 intro and apparently the hero is a... CEO? Can't make this up - I assume that she's going to save us from those evil unions and government regulations. We can all do our patriotic duty and help her bring real value to the shareholders.
November 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Just watched the new #blackops7 intro and apparently the hero is a... CEO? Can't make this up - I assume that she's going to save us from those evil unions and government regulations. We can all do our patriotic duty and help her bring real value to the shareholders.
@jimmyfallon.bsky.social what the helllllll it's early November
November 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
@jimmyfallon.bsky.social what the helllllll it's early November
Am I the only one that doesn't know if I'm watching a Claude commercial or a Jesus one until the very end? It's a 50/50 that it's going to end with a Claude logo or somebody saying He Gets Us.
October 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Am I the only one that doesn't know if I'm watching a Claude commercial or a Jesus one until the very end? It's a 50/50 that it's going to end with a Claude logo or somebody saying He Gets Us.
I pay for YouTube premium. Why am I getting Taylor Swift ads?
October 3, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I pay for YouTube premium. Why am I getting Taylor Swift ads?
You can now bypass your cart at Amazon and send an item directly to your upcoming delivery. God help us all.
October 1, 2025 at 4:23 AM
You can now bypass your cart at Amazon and send an item directly to your upcoming delivery. God help us all.
Accepting the award on behalf of Lady Gaga will be Marilyn Manson...
September 8, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Accepting the award on behalf of Lady Gaga will be Marilyn Manson...
My hotel guaranteeing that I will never find the right place to go when it's really needed.
September 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
My hotel guaranteeing that I will never find the right place to go when it's really needed.
Wegovy (pronounced "Wee-govnah" across the pond) allows me to play all sorts of fun games, like "order a large pizza, take one bite and then just stare at it", and "I ate a hot dog so now I'm going to be sick for the next six hours"... But I've lost 17 pounds so - worth it! 🇱🇷
August 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Wegovy (pronounced "Wee-govnah" across the pond) allows me to play all sorts of fun games, like "order a large pizza, take one bite and then just stare at it", and "I ate a hot dog so now I'm going to be sick for the next six hours"... But I've lost 17 pounds so - worth it! 🇱🇷
Really hoping @alyankovic.bsky.social is in the new #NakedGun movie, continuing the tradition. #KeepItWeird
August 1, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Really hoping @alyankovic.bsky.social is in the new #NakedGun movie, continuing the tradition. #KeepItWeird
Cat. 22 pound supermodel cat.
April 29, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Cat. 22 pound supermodel cat.
Good job grabbing my attention this morning, Firefox.
April 18, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Good job grabbing my attention this morning, Firefox.
The @plex.tv Watchlist feature is incredibly underrated. They need to set up a Plex "add to watch" button for webmasters and content creators... Amazing they haven't yet
March 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The @plex.tv Watchlist feature is incredibly underrated. They need to set up a Plex "add to watch" button for webmasters and content creators... Amazing they haven't yet
I forgot to bring the flashlight inside and now batman is here.
March 21, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I forgot to bring the flashlight inside and now batman is here.
Man, Adrien Brody's a dick, huh?
March 3, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Man, Adrien Brody's a dick, huh?
Amazing. No Other Land won.
March 3, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Amazing. No Other Land won.
Bought a cheap 100 foot run of flat Ethernet cable, and I can't understand why Monoprice or Amazon hasn't trademarked a product called "Flat 6" yet.
March 2, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Bought a cheap 100 foot run of flat Ethernet cable, and I can't understand why Monoprice or Amazon hasn't trademarked a product called "Flat 6" yet.
Marketing idea: Make those wireless doorbell display models in Best Buy / Walmart actually work, and when you press the button you're connected with a product specialist for that brand #upsell #alwaysbesellin #buyconsumeobey
March 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Marketing idea: Make those wireless doorbell display models in Best Buy / Walmart actually work, and when you press the button you're connected with a product specialist for that brand #upsell #alwaysbesellin #buyconsumeobey
The collabo we never saw coming.
March 2, 2025 at 4:49 PM
The collabo we never saw coming.
Watching today's events and I'm surprised that nobody has referred to our current administration as "Childish Gambino" yet...
February 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Watching today's events and I'm surprised that nobody has referred to our current administration as "Childish Gambino" yet...
Kendrick's bringing back that Public Enemy march...
February 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Kendrick's bringing back that Public Enemy march...
Kendrick Lamar just broke my Tubi.
February 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Kendrick Lamar just broke my Tubi.