Reminds me of the occupy wall st hipster cop from NYPD.
February 6, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Reminds me of the occupy wall st hipster cop from NYPD.
Is it wrong that the words “long jump dong” came into my head? If so, I blame John Hughes.
February 6, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Is it wrong that the words “long jump dong” came into my head? If so, I blame John Hughes.
Among the most petty questions here: I see it’s sent at 549am. Is that an actual time for the sender, or like a UTC time referring to a time in a different time zone? Just trying to figure out if Karp really up that early (or late)?
February 5, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Among the most petty questions here: I see it’s sent at 549am. Is that an actual time for the sender, or like a UTC time referring to a time in a different time zone? Just trying to figure out if Karp really up that early (or late)?
If you stacked that net worth up as $1 bills, it’s a pile over 17,000 miles tall.
February 5, 2026 at 12:08 AM
If you stacked that net worth up as $1 bills, it’s a pile over 17,000 miles tall.
FWIW, the Pope refers to: "For I was hungry and you gave me food, I was thirsty and you gave me drink, I was a stranger and you welcomed me"
February 3, 2026 at 11:07 PM
FWIW, the Pope refers to: "For I was hungry and you gave me food, I was thirsty and you gave me drink, I was a stranger and you welcomed me"
Financing totally in place!? Really. I’m curious to know more about who’s paying what to who here, and how this is all just another giant grift.
February 2, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Financing totally in place!? Really. I’m curious to know more about who’s paying what to who here, and how this is all just another giant grift.
You’ll have to pry the gas stove out of my cold dead hands, especially, I suppose, if the cause of my death is said gas stove.
January 30, 2026 at 1:38 AM
You’ll have to pry the gas stove out of my cold dead hands, especially, I suppose, if the cause of my death is said gas stove.
Trump’s “honest inquiry” is by the guy on tape taking $50k in cash from under cover FBI?
January 28, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Trump’s “honest inquiry” is by the guy on tape taking $50k in cash from under cover FBI?
Well, if it was UNH or some other lowlife public school, I would doubt her own street cred. But she went to Dartmouth. So that settles that. /s
January 28, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Well, if it was UNH or some other lowlife public school, I would doubt her own street cred. But she went to Dartmouth. So that settles that. /s
He probably did the math and realized he maxed out his pension and can now just go on a lucrative speaking tour while cashing those pension checks.
January 27, 2026 at 12:16 AM
He probably did the math and realized he maxed out his pension and can now just go on a lucrative speaking tour while cashing those pension checks.
Or maybe Fusilli Jerry
January 27, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Or maybe Fusilli Jerry
They just regret not bringing more of them to J6 now.
January 25, 2026 at 12:37 PM
They just regret not bringing more of them to J6 now.
Report glosses over how, without an East Wing, they had to improvise an alternative “state of the art” screening room. Your tax dollars hard at work.
January 25, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Report glosses over how, without an East Wing, they had to improvise an alternative “state of the art” screening room. Your tax dollars hard at work.
Hey, hey, hey - they get 47 days of training. Or maybe it was 47 hours or 47 minutes? Whatever. It was 47 of something to honor the spray tan guy.
January 25, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Hey, hey, hey - they get 47 days of training. Or maybe it was 47 hours or 47 minutes? Whatever. It was 47 of something to honor the spray tan guy.
Where is the NRA now that we are actually seeing the gov’t prying legal firearms out of the cold dead hands of citizens?
January 25, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Where is the NRA now that we are actually seeing the gov’t prying legal firearms out of the cold dead hands of citizens?
Chuck’s probably just waiting for ICE to start involuntarily quartering themselves in people’s homes (in violation of the 3rd Amendment) since ICE violating 1st, 2nd and 4th Amendment rights on the regular just isn’t bad enough.
January 24, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Chuck’s probably just waiting for ICE to start involuntarily quartering themselves in people’s homes (in violation of the 3rd Amendment) since ICE violating 1st, 2nd and 4th Amendment rights on the regular just isn’t bad enough.
Honestly would be a little worried if my tracks through the snow were indistinguishable from those of a penguin.
January 24, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Honestly would be a little worried if my tracks through the snow were indistinguishable from those of a penguin.
Oy, would DJT maybe pull US teams out of the Winter Olympics out of spite? (the poor athletes stuck in the middle of that. Pro footballers, I feel less badly for.)
January 24, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Oy, would DJT maybe pull US teams out of the Winter Olympics out of spite? (the poor athletes stuck in the middle of that. Pro footballers, I feel less badly for.)
That Greenland flag is pretty boss.
January 24, 2026 at 12:17 AM
That Greenland flag is pretty boss.
Went to work, via subway, in a suit and tie, the Monday morning after over 20” of snow had fallen in Central Park. Blizzard of 1996. Don’t even get me started about the wind chills I was exposed to walking uphill both ways, huffing leaded gas fumes, to and from school as a 70s kid.
January 23, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Went to work, via subway, in a suit and tie, the Monday morning after over 20” of snow had fallen in Central Park. Blizzard of 1996. Don’t even get me started about the wind chills I was exposed to walking uphill both ways, huffing leaded gas fumes, to and from school as a 70s kid.
More evidence that DOGE was just front for an exercise to loot data and, indirectly, money from the govt.
January 22, 2026 at 12:47 PM
More evidence that DOGE was just front for an exercise to loot data and, indirectly, money from the govt.
Thinking contracts (other than life insurance) where the payout is on another person’s death may not be enforceable.
January 22, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Thinking contracts (other than life insurance) where the payout is on another person’s death may not be enforceable.
So, if you really think about it, he ended yet another war here, right? He must be up to 10 bazillion wars ended by now.
January 22, 2026 at 1:20 AM
So, if you really think about it, he ended yet another war here, right? He must be up to 10 bazillion wars ended by now.
Liking how the Judge will also refer out for discipline any other attorneys who sign a doc with Halligan IDed as USAttny going fwd.
January 20, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Liking how the Judge will also refer out for discipline any other attorneys who sign a doc with Halligan IDed as USAttny going fwd.