Dating me gets you this: Silly duck face kissy photos, a hairy chest, a heart of gold, and a good cuddle. And that’s just the pg-rated items 😜

Take me back to vacay in Palm Springs. This work nonsense is too much

Gay and tired and dead Richard Simmons. Happy Halloween homos 😘

Something about bouncing around at a concert will never get old for me. 20+ years of going to shows of all kinds and they’re still some of my favorite places to be.

25ish years later and “The Body” still gets me. Not me sobbing at the tv rn.

Nothing more devastating then accidentally getting your mustache with your clippers while shaving and forcing you to buzz it off and start over when it was just right. No face pics for a couple weeks now 😭

Another sunny day, another sun break at lunch. How many of these will I end up posting with the same view? 😜

Because I’m too modest to post pole 🤭

It would be criminal to not be gay during pride month. So, where are the guys that want to make out or more? Promise I’m a catch 😘

Sun bathing weather has started

Being gay can be fun sometimes. Just look at this Easter basket from a friend! Candy, toys, lube and a new rag

And another one bites the dust. I swear I just must be meeting only the guys that don’t want a bf. It can’t be me, can it?

I’m a simple boy: I just want a guy who wants to have regular sleepovers and also mutual benefits cuz I’m tired of sleeping alone and 😈 😜

The reel recap of bday shenanigans this past weekend. 36, you betta werk

And now we speculate on the plan for white lotus 4. Will we get a non-beach locale? Maybe the alps or Patagonia? A jungle or desert in Africa? How despicable will the cast be? Who will we root for to survive to the end?! Can we get more gays?!!

If one more mf says I’m too nice as a reason to stop hanging out or going out I’m gonna lose my mind and just turn into a villain. What does that even mean?!

Still deciding what to use this space for, while surviving the never ending month of January, plus the chaos that is living in America since the 20th, and yet keeping my timeline gay af so it doesn’t turn into that other platform. The indecisions of a mid-30s gay

Been working my way thru a rewatch of game of thrones for the first time only because my YouTube kept showing shorts from it. As much as I enjoyed it live, binging it is a superior way to watch. Also is good counter programming to rewatching heartstopper for the umpteenth time. A gay of many sides 😜

A photo of you from lockdown

Guess I can do a trend for my first post. My birthday was 2 weeks after everything shut down. But at least I got a sash somehow