Can I afford this right now? No. But I love this year's so much I just have to back it again!

I just backed Grandiloquent Word of the Day 2026 Calendars on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/gra...

What my mind thought Goblincore was and what it actually is are two very different things. #music #playlistoftheday #musicsky

For #FelineFriday I'm showing off the asshole who was a Very Good Boy at his two emergency vet visits this week. #myittybittybaby #mybigstrongboy

White House officials say Elon Musk is not a DOGE employee. Donald Trump himself says the opposite.

Somebody is lying, and Oversight Democrats intend to find out who.

thehill.com/homenews/hou...

I had just sat down in my desk chair & immediately noticed that my bra had become undone. And this ain't no cutesy 2-hook bra, this is an industrial structurally-engineered bra that rivals the San Fran Bay Bridge in design & complexity, w/abt 17 hooks. I have no idea how this could have happened.

Without debate or deliberation, Republicans blocked my motion to subpoena Elon Musk.

If Republicans are such big fans of Elon Musk’s hostile takeover of our government, why are they so afraid to hear from him?

Because they know that you, the American people, aren't gonna like what he has to say.

Here's a cat blep to cleanse your feed palate. #klaatu #catphotos