Jerry Lambert
@jerrylambert.bsky.social
Bestselling author, producer, and playwright. Just returning to BlueSky after a social media hiatus.
When you’re feeling down and out in these difficult times just remember what happened to Mussolini
January 8, 2026 at 11:01 PM
When you’re feeling down and out in these difficult times just remember what happened to Mussolini
I opened up the socials long enough to see the far lefties still complaining about Kamala to disguise the fact that they are partially responsible for where we are right now. If you were too stupid to vote for Hillary or Kamala then you’re too stupid for me to know.
January 3, 2026 at 11:59 PM
I opened up the socials long enough to see the far lefties still complaining about Kamala to disguise the fact that they are partially responsible for where we are right now. If you were too stupid to vote for Hillary or Kamala then you’re too stupid for me to know.
After four novels I’ve finished my very first play. Thinking of producing it this summer.
December 31, 2025 at 10:41 PM
After four novels I’ve finished my very first play. Thinking of producing it this summer.
The shrine to my adorable husband when I’m visiting his mom’s house
December 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The shrine to my adorable husband when I’m visiting his mom’s house
At the ballet tonight, gettin christmassy with The Nutcracker
December 21, 2025 at 8:02 AM
At the ballet tonight, gettin christmassy with The Nutcracker
Was Trump just spiraling in desperation?
December 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Was Trump just spiraling in desperation?
I saw some Heated Rivalry discourse about the sexuality of the two stars and I have to reiterate that no one owes you access to their private lives. No actor or writer owes you. There is something very MAGA about needing to know someone’s sexuality before you can enjoy their media. #heatedrivalry
December 2, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I saw some Heated Rivalry discourse about the sexuality of the two stars and I have to reiterate that no one owes you access to their private lives. No actor or writer owes you. There is something very MAGA about needing to know someone’s sexuality before you can enjoy their media. #heatedrivalry
Wtf you own what exactly?
December 2, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Wtf you own what exactly?
Over 40 drop a selfie. Not just over 40, also over 50. A happily unfiltered, in every way, 55
November 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Over 40 drop a selfie. Not just over 40, also over 50. A happily unfiltered, in every way, 55
Heated Rivalry is very horny but it also has a good storyline.
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Heated Rivalry is very horny but it also has a good storyline.
So people cancelled Nicki Minaj for being MAGA but you hadn’t already cancelled her for being married to a pedophile?
November 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
So people cancelled Nicki Minaj for being MAGA but you hadn’t already cancelled her for being married to a pedophile?
Ok so Oz was a city with an entire boner for the color green, so why did they hate on Elphaba for being green? A question I have asked for 25yrs or so. #wicked
November 21, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Ok so Oz was a city with an entire boner for the color green, so why did they hate on Elphaba for being green? A question I have asked for 25yrs or so. #wicked
#WickedForGood hot takes: you can be an Oscar winning actor, and also be a terrible singer. And have a movie musical open with that terrible vocal was a choice in an otherwise solidly good film.
November 21, 2025 at 2:04 PM
#WickedForGood hot takes: you can be an Oscar winning actor, and also be a terrible singer. And have a movie musical open with that terrible vocal was a choice in an otherwise solidly good film.
#WickedForGood hot takes: the new songs were unnecessary, distracting, and not very good
November 21, 2025 at 1:53 PM
#WickedForGood hot takes: the new songs were unnecessary, distracting, and not very good
#Wicked hot takes: I really liked For Good. Wicked was so much like the musical. Wicked II was so much like the book. The book had a theme of fascism that WII fleshed out better than WI. Jonathan and Cynthia, while being amazing in their respective roles, have zero chemistry. #ForGood
November 21, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Michelle Yeoh is a wonderful actress who cannot sing.
November 21, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Michelle Yeoh is a wonderful actress who cannot sing.
Possibly my favorite Hallmark Christmas movie. So this big city writer gets into a car accident in a snowstorm in this small town. He ends up getting saved and nursed back to health by his biggest fan! They kinda fall in love and he decides to stay. Heartwarming family fun and also graphic violence.
November 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Possibly my favorite Hallmark Christmas movie. So this big city writer gets into a car accident in a snowstorm in this small town. He ends up getting saved and nursed back to health by his biggest fan! They kinda fall in love and he decides to stay. Heartwarming family fun and also graphic violence.
Honestly of all the fancy cranberry sauces I’ve had at Thanksgiving I really just prefer the can shaped chub of jellied tart goodness from Ocean Spray
November 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Honestly of all the fancy cranberry sauces I’ve had at Thanksgiving I really just prefer the can shaped chub of jellied tart goodness from Ocean Spray
Spent my 55th birthday raising money for a pet charity at the country club. Wearing my cunty birthday socks.
November 19, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Spent my 55th birthday raising money for a pet charity at the country club. Wearing my cunty birthday socks.
55 today. How’d I get so old?
November 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
55 today. How’d I get so old?
Jesus said and did a lot of great things. The only disagreeable thing Christ gave us was christians.
November 18, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Jesus said and did a lot of great things. The only disagreeable thing Christ gave us was christians.
Please appreciate this callback in #Frankenstein with me
November 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Please appreciate this callback in #Frankenstein with me
Despite everything else, we have to appreciate Trump being the first queer president.
November 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Despite everything else, we have to appreciate Trump being the first queer president.
I see a lot of you complaining about Dems and I see that you’ve learned nothing from last week’s wins and you’ve learned nothing from republicans. If you think you’re going to elect a Mamdani or an AOC into every Dem congress seat, then I hope you’re ready for massive fails at the midterms.
November 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I see a lot of you complaining about Dems and I see that you’ve learned nothing from last week’s wins and you’ve learned nothing from republicans. If you think you’re going to elect a Mamdani or an AOC into every Dem congress seat, then I hope you’re ready for massive fails at the midterms.