I knew I needed some #ben&jerry’s today! 🤣

Gearing up for spring semester after a 20+ year hiatus. Didn’t think it would have been possible a while ago. 🤘🎼🎶🪈

Since #Austin was closed today, might as well get some work done. Let’s see if this algorithm goes a little better than others. 😀 #UT #bsom

The Onion has bought a bankrupt Infowars with help from the Sandy Hook families. Please let this be the new logo: