Jerry-rigged
@jerrywible.bsky.social
My mom thinks I’m funny. Please don’t tell her I’m on social media.
I gotta say, it’s a little bit inspiring to see someone with this level of self delusion rise to the level of power that she had. Like, tell your kids to reach for the stars even if they can’t understand elementary school science. Stop thinking you can’t do something just because you’re unqualified.
December 8, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I gotta say, it’s a little bit inspiring to see someone with this level of self delusion rise to the level of power that she had. Like, tell your kids to reach for the stars even if they can’t understand elementary school science. Stop thinking you can’t do something just because you’re unqualified.
“Olivia?” More like “O-dead-ia” amirite?!?
December 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
“Olivia?” More like “O-dead-ia” amirite?!?
Ducks are shooting now?!? You need to get more hyped up Mochrie; it’s us versus them, and we’re not going down without a fight!
December 7, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Ducks are shooting now?!? You need to get more hyped up Mochrie; it’s us versus them, and we’re not going down without a fight!
Still a thing, definitely. But this administration has renamed them “Freedom horns.”
December 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Still a thing, definitely. But this administration has renamed them “Freedom horns.”
Pizza Hut once recognized my book reading abilities with my own personal pan pizza.
December 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Pizza Hut once recognized my book reading abilities with my own personal pan pizza.
Alas, asteroids was eventually banned as well because your recovering Mormon father still thinks it might be promoting A-Steroids, and those drugs are banned.
December 5, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Alas, asteroids was eventually banned as well because your recovering Mormon father still thinks it might be promoting A-Steroids, and those drugs are banned.
But why is it stored in a folder called “definitely not porn?”
November 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
But why is it stored in a folder called “definitely not porn?”
Elon Musk, hiring dual makeup artists who are also autistic: “I want two makeup people like me.”
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Elon Musk, hiring dual makeup artists who are also autistic: “I want two makeup people like me.”
Then upon entry to earth and looking at the moon, they say “it really DOES hit your eye like a big pizza pie!”
November 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Then upon entry to earth and looking at the moon, they say “it really DOES hit your eye like a big pizza pie!”
As the ice melted from our polar caps, ICE took to our streets.
November 21, 2025 at 12:35 PM
As the ice melted from our polar caps, ICE took to our streets.
Remember with how out of touch with reality he is that he may genuinely think $2 of gas is what he emits after eating four McNuggets.
November 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Remember with how out of touch with reality he is that he may genuinely think $2 of gas is what he emits after eating four McNuggets.
That’s very important to do from what I hear. I once had a roommate who wouldn’t put a raincoat on his worm and now his farm is no longer free range.
November 18, 2025 at 3:24 AM
That’s very important to do from what I hear. I once had a roommate who wouldn’t put a raincoat on his worm and now his farm is no longer free range.
I think that might help explain why TikTok style comedy (and improv/standup) can often seem more spontaneously funny. The writer, performer, and person filming/editing are frequently all the same person, so there’s more of a singular vision of how each joke and bit is executed.
November 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I think that might help explain why TikTok style comedy (and improv/standup) can often seem more spontaneously funny. The writer, performer, and person filming/editing are frequently all the same person, so there’s more of a singular vision of how each joke and bit is executed.
It’s much more difficult to execute successfully. The writer, director, actors, and editor all have to get each joke with the same or at least similar timing and energy. If any one person on board fails to “get it”, it falls flat. An action or horror can always cut to a visual that wows a crowd.
November 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
It’s much more difficult to execute successfully. The writer, director, actors, and editor all have to get each joke with the same or at least similar timing and energy. If any one person on board fails to “get it”, it falls flat. An action or horror can always cut to a visual that wows a crowd.
“I miss you more with every shot I take” - Me alone at a bar looking at my ex’s Instagram and about to be cut off.
November 12, 2025 at 12:43 PM
“I miss you more with every shot I take” - Me alone at a bar looking at my ex’s Instagram and about to be cut off.
I genuinely thought that headline meant you were going to do a HDTGM on the Tim Hanks/Denzel Washington movie Philadelphia and that someone picked the wrong poster based solely on the races of the leads on it.
November 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I genuinely thought that headline meant you were going to do a HDTGM on the Tim Hanks/Denzel Washington movie Philadelphia and that someone picked the wrong poster based solely on the races of the leads on it.
Yeah, but wasn’t this the man who thought VCR based board games like “Pile of Bullets” was going to be a big enough reason to quit his job at IBM??
November 8, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Yeah, but wasn’t this the man who thought VCR based board games like “Pile of Bullets” was going to be a big enough reason to quit his job at IBM??
Yeah, but wasn’t this the man who thought VCR based board games like “Pile of Bullets” was going to be a big enough reason to quit his job at IBM??
November 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Yeah, but wasn’t this the man who thought VCR based board games like “Pile of Bullets” was going to be a big enough reason to quit his job at IBM??
This is what the army of the Twelve Monkeys promised us.
November 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
This is what the army of the Twelve Monkeys promised us.
Oh no! I was mixed up with National Buffalo day. Um, well, never mind, don’t open mine.
November 1, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Oh no! I was mixed up with National Buffalo day. Um, well, never mind, don’t open mine.
“I want it on my desk by the end of the day.”
October 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
“I want it on my desk by the end of the day.”