Tom Cruise wanting to play Rorshach in WATCHMEN is always a weird thing to imagine, but then you get to the part where Rorschach confronts Dr Manhattan & says "Well...what are you waiting for...do it...DO IT!!!!"
& you're just like, yeah, I could see Cruise crush this.
& you're just like, yeah, I could see Cruise crush this.
October 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Tom Cruise wanting to play Rorshach in WATCHMEN is always a weird thing to imagine, but then you get to the part where Rorschach confronts Dr Manhattan & says "Well...what are you waiting for...do it...DO IT!!!!"
& you're just like, yeah, I could see Cruise crush this.
& you're just like, yeah, I could see Cruise crush this.
so if i married Chase Infiniti, my name would be Jerson Infiniti-Ambion
hmmm...really makes u think 🤔
hmmm...really makes u think 🤔
October 1, 2025 at 11:53 PM
so if i married Chase Infiniti, my name would be Jerson Infiniti-Ambion
hmmm...really makes u think 🤔
hmmm...really makes u think 🤔
Charlie Kirk died 2 weeks ago? wow, feels like just yesterday. time flies when you're having fun.
September 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Charlie Kirk died 2 weeks ago? wow, feels like just yesterday. time flies when you're having fun.
how it feels trying not to listen to the NIN Tron score until the movie comes out
September 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
how it feels trying not to listen to the NIN Tron score until the movie comes out
how people react whenever i say that Spice Girls should be considered "trip hop"
August 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
how people react whenever i say that Spice Girls should be considered "trip hop"
was wondering what sexual allegory ALIEN: EARTH was gonna tackle, since the franchise is so steeped in tackling issues like rape & abortion.
incredibly bold for the show, now that it has become crystal clear, that they are using the story to talk about pedophilia & child abuse.
incredibly bold for the show, now that it has become crystal clear, that they are using the story to talk about pedophilia & child abuse.
August 20, 2025 at 4:42 AM
was wondering what sexual allegory ALIEN: EARTH was gonna tackle, since the franchise is so steeped in tackling issues like rape & abortion.
incredibly bold for the show, now that it has become crystal clear, that they are using the story to talk about pedophilia & child abuse.
incredibly bold for the show, now that it has become crystal clear, that they are using the story to talk about pedophilia & child abuse.
me & the chinese restaurant waiter sharing a mutual existential moment of despair talking about the New Orleans Saints QB situation
August 18, 2025 at 3:53 PM
me & the chinese restaurant waiter sharing a mutual existential moment of despair talking about the New Orleans Saints QB situation
Dennis Farina if he was cast as Han Solo:
"How ya doin, I'm Han Sholo, Capdin uh da Millenium Falcon. Dis ish my buddy Chewbaker."
"How ya doin, I'm Han Sholo, Capdin uh da Millenium Falcon. Dis ish my buddy Chewbaker."
August 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Dennis Farina if he was cast as Han Solo:
"How ya doin, I'm Han Sholo, Capdin uh da Millenium Falcon. Dis ish my buddy Chewbaker."
"How ya doin, I'm Han Sholo, Capdin uh da Millenium Falcon. Dis ish my buddy Chewbaker."
if the movie gods had any sense, she would be our new Isabelle Adjani
August 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
if the movie gods had any sense, she would be our new Isabelle Adjani
akin to how Chris Rock made a SAW movie, i think Dave Chappelle should make a TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE movie where he would play one of Leatherface's crazy relatives
August 7, 2025 at 11:12 PM
akin to how Chris Rock made a SAW movie, i think Dave Chappelle should make a TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE movie where he would play one of Leatherface's crazy relatives
2020s bedroom folk pop singers saying "this city" is the new version of 90s/00s pop punk bands saying "this town"
August 5, 2025 at 4:06 PM
2020s bedroom folk pop singers saying "this city" is the new version of 90s/00s pop punk bands saying "this town"
the secret sauce of the original FIRST BLOOD is that Stallone is the smallest guy in the movie. all of the cops are either bigger or fatter than he is. it is little Rambo vs a gang of school bullies.
July 31, 2025 at 12:12 AM
the secret sauce of the original FIRST BLOOD is that Stallone is the smallest guy in the movie. all of the cops are either bigger or fatter than he is. it is little Rambo vs a gang of school bullies.
my dad is really bribing my mom to watch The Godfather movies with him & she is SQUEEZING a higher price out of him
July 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
my dad is really bribing my mom to watch The Godfather movies with him & she is SQUEEZING a higher price out of him
the ENTER THE DRAGON soundtrack has played in my head everyday since my dad showed it to me as a child. RIP Lalo, sleep the big sleep
youtu.be/0uNR_4UdfxA?...
youtu.be/0uNR_4UdfxA?...
Theme from Enter the Dragon (Main Title)
YouTube video by Lalo Schifrin - Topic
youtu.be
June 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
the ENTER THE DRAGON soundtrack has played in my head everyday since my dad showed it to me as a child. RIP Lalo, sleep the big sleep
youtu.be/0uNR_4UdfxA?...
youtu.be/0uNR_4UdfxA?...
my conspiracy theory re: the rise of soft tissue injuries in the NBA is that basketball shoes are too good, too much grip.
old shoes, u slip & u bust ur ass.
new shoes REFUSE to let you slip. your foot is glued to the floor while your body pulls against it in an unnatural way.
old shoes, u slip & u bust ur ass.
new shoes REFUSE to let you slip. your foot is glued to the floor while your body pulls against it in an unnatural way.
June 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM
my conspiracy theory re: the rise of soft tissue injuries in the NBA is that basketball shoes are too good, too much grip.
old shoes, u slip & u bust ur ass.
new shoes REFUSE to let you slip. your foot is glued to the floor while your body pulls against it in an unnatural way.
old shoes, u slip & u bust ur ass.
new shoes REFUSE to let you slip. your foot is glued to the floor while your body pulls against it in an unnatural way.
the gross miscalculation that Big Algorithm doesn't understand is that curation shouldn't be built on "you saw this? then you'll like this..."
it makes you passive.
curation thrives on "Here's something you've probably never heard of" and daring you to be an active participant
it makes you passive.
curation thrives on "Here's something you've probably never heard of" and daring you to be an active participant
June 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
the gross miscalculation that Big Algorithm doesn't understand is that curation shouldn't be built on "you saw this? then you'll like this..."
it makes you passive.
curation thrives on "Here's something you've probably never heard of" and daring you to be an active participant
it makes you passive.
curation thrives on "Here's something you've probably never heard of" and daring you to be an active participant
two greatest words in basketball: GAME SEVEN
June 20, 2025 at 3:21 AM
two greatest words in basketball: GAME SEVEN
was gonna be like "referring Callum Turner as simply 'Dua Lipa's fiancé'? put some respect on his name!"
but then i was like "No, I, too, would prefer to be known first and foremost as Dua Lipa's fiancé"
but then i was like "No, I, too, would prefer to be known first and foremost as Dua Lipa's fiancé"
Pharrell Williams is partnering with Louis Vuitton to launch the LV Buttersoft sneaker, which boasts a silhouette of Pharrell’s profile on its tongue. Callum Turner is fronting the campaign.
Dua Lipa’s Fiancé Gets a New Job
Pharrell Williams is partnering with Louis Vuitton to launch the LV Buttersoft sneaker, which boasts a silhouette of Pharrell’s profile on its tongue. Callum Turner is fronting the campaign.
www.thecut.com
June 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
was gonna be like "referring Callum Turner as simply 'Dua Lipa's fiancé'? put some respect on his name!"
but then i was like "No, I, too, would prefer to be known first and foremost as Dua Lipa's fiancé"
but then i was like "No, I, too, would prefer to be known first and foremost as Dua Lipa's fiancé"
crazy how the most American sound in music comes from a instrument called the "French horn"
June 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
crazy how the most American sound in music comes from a instrument called the "French horn"
*Nine Inch Nails voice*
i wanna drink you like a DANIMAL
i wanna drink you like a DANIMAL
June 16, 2025 at 5:16 AM
*Nine Inch Nails voice*
i wanna drink you like a DANIMAL
i wanna drink you like a DANIMAL
Robert Eggers directing an adaptation of A CHRISTMAS CAROL is particularly funny when you remember that NOSFERATU looks like it was filmed entirely on the same set as THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL
June 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Robert Eggers directing an adaptation of A CHRISTMAS CAROL is particularly funny when you remember that NOSFERATU looks like it was filmed entirely on the same set as THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL
Josh Safdie sighting at the knicks game
May 30, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Josh Safdie sighting at the knicks game
every Dad to their kids right before they go on a long road trip:
"I need you to pee...one last time..."
"I need you to pee...one last time..."
May 28, 2025 at 1:33 PM
every Dad to their kids right before they go on a long road trip:
"I need you to pee...one last time..."
"I need you to pee...one last time..."
Trump always picking fights with the American people rather than, you know, our outside agitators.
very "Local Cop" behavior. always messing with people minding their own business when real crime is occurring elsewhere.
very "Local Cop" behavior. always messing with people minding their own business when real crime is occurring elsewhere.
May 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Trump always picking fights with the American people rather than, you know, our outside agitators.
very "Local Cop" behavior. always messing with people minding their own business when real crime is occurring elsewhere.
very "Local Cop" behavior. always messing with people minding their own business when real crime is occurring elsewhere.