My friend experienced a bug in #deltarune and instead of helping him find out why Kris' sprite is so big I spent 3 minutes making this.
He mods the game so it's probably just that, but if anyone has a suggestion to him I'll forward it.

Playing Balatro with my brother @missedbrekfast.bsky.social and this happened. Thank you, @yahiamice.bsky.social and the amazing weirdos that you inspire.

There are two types of med student.

They'll either apologize way too much when a strep test triggers your gag reflex or they'll shove the swab in so fast that you get a bonus blood test.

Remember, no matter how stupid you are, at least you didn't forget a period in "sudo rm -rF ./" and have to reinstall your OS.

Bonus points, you didn't blindly follow through with using root privileges to delete what you thought was a faulty Discord install.

Fun Pranks to pull on your friends! #3

Give your friend something small and say "Hold onto this, don't let anyone know you have it" before running away.

Have another friend approach dressed as a medieval guard, asking where the thief went with the item you gave them.

Fun Pranks to pull on your Friends! #2

Put a Python script in their startup folder that makes the terminal pop up and ask them if they've drinken water today, y for yes, n for no.

If they press y, have the script say "Have fun". If it they press n, have it say "Go get some".

Well, here we go. The GOP has just introduced a bill to effectively outlaw all pornography.

The bill dismantles the Supreme Court's Miller Test for obscenity, removing provisions that the content be patently offensive to community standards.

dailycaller.com/2025/05/08/n...

Fun Pranks to Pull on your Friends! #1

If you have a day off and your friend doesn't, break into and clean their house while they're at work.

If they ask if you did it, gaslight them, tell them something like "maybe it was friendly gnomes".

:3 Have fun~