@jessalilmore.bsky.social
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
going to bed late / waking up way too early / can't wait for my leave
January 26, 2026 at 4:25 PM
going to bed late / waking up way too early / can't wait for my leave
doom scrolled all damn day/ back in my own cozy bed/ need to organize
January 26, 2026 at 8:44 AM
doom scrolled all damn day/ back in my own cozy bed/ need to organize
being mexican is so annoying sometimes... i opened up a glass jar that i bought to put some peanut butter in it so i can take it to work to eat my apples with - WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE CHILI???
January 24, 2026 at 5:35 PM
being mexican is so annoying sometimes... i opened up a glass jar that i bought to put some peanut butter in it so i can take it to work to eat my apples with - WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE CHILI???
sleepy tired long day/ i have to pack tomorrow/ i wish i was rich
January 24, 2026 at 8:43 AM
sleepy tired long day/ i have to pack tomorrow/ i wish i was rich
rush to find pablo/ quick cuddle before shower/ i hate allergies
January 24, 2026 at 5:38 AM
rush to find pablo/ quick cuddle before shower/ i hate allergies
smarter than you think / fuck your big ass blue poncho / next customer please
January 23, 2026 at 11:44 PM
smarter than you think / fuck your big ass blue poncho / next customer please
watched a video where they give different things to fill ur time w instead of doom scrolling and one of them is writing haikus so prepare for random poems lmao
January 23, 2026 at 11:42 PM
watched a video where they give different things to fill ur time w instead of doom scrolling and one of them is writing haikus so prepare for random poems lmao
bright lights above me / laying down on the break couch / four more hours to go
January 23, 2026 at 11:41 PM
bright lights above me / laying down on the break couch / four more hours to go
i hate the look of the 17 pro series but i loooove the colors of the base 17 but when i watched a comparison video they were basically like don't do it, don't switch from a 15 pro to a base model bc you'll be losing ur camera quality & goddammit that's the reason i got the pro in the first place!!!!
January 21, 2026 at 7:58 AM
i hate the look of the 17 pro series but i loooove the colors of the base 17 but when i watched a comparison video they were basically like don't do it, don't switch from a 15 pro to a base model bc you'll be losing ur camera quality & goddammit that's the reason i got the pro in the first place!!!!
i resent the need to have to parent my bitch ass mom. she was never fucking around when i was growing up bc she would just get home from work to change and then immediately leave to the casino leaving me alone from the age of 14 and beyond so to have to be like "wear a coat" "drink some water"
January 20, 2026 at 7:25 PM
i resent the need to have to parent my bitch ass mom. she was never fucking around when i was growing up bc she would just get home from work to change and then immediately leave to the casino leaving me alone from the age of 14 and beyond so to have to be like "wear a coat" "drink some water"
i've had fleeting moments where i think "perhaps i would like to be a parent one day" but then it's immediately followed by "and prove all those YoULL cHaNgE yOuR MiNd SoMeDaY mf's right??? NAH NVM" lmao
January 20, 2026 at 4:16 PM
i've had fleeting moments where i think "perhaps i would like to be a parent one day" but then it's immediately followed by "and prove all those YoULL cHaNgE yOuR MiNd SoMeDaY mf's right??? NAH NVM" lmao
as much as i'm dreading have to get surgery again i unfortunately am looking forward to my possible 2 week "vacation" (doctor prescribed recovery time) which is just sad lmao
January 17, 2026 at 5:30 PM
as much as i'm dreading have to get surgery again i unfortunately am looking forward to my possible 2 week "vacation" (doctor prescribed recovery time) which is just sad lmao
i feel like a true sign of youth is skinny ass arms - like my arms are just a little thicker all the way around now despite working out/losing weight and i look back on pictures of me in my early 20's and i'm going "you were so thin, body dysmorphia is a curse"
January 13, 2026 at 8:03 PM
i feel like a true sign of youth is skinny ass arms - like my arms are just a little thicker all the way around now despite working out/losing weight and i look back on pictures of me in my early 20's and i'm going "you were so thin, body dysmorphia is a curse"
i'm so sick of speaking spanish but i literally got a triple play yesterday BECAUSE i speak spanish and my one coworker i opened with doesn't. im starting to think in spanish like that's how overworked i feel
January 12, 2026 at 5:54 PM
i'm so sick of speaking spanish but i literally got a triple play yesterday BECAUSE i speak spanish and my one coworker i opened with doesn't. im starting to think in spanish like that's how overworked i feel
had a male customer make a comment about my typing yesterday "wow, she types even faster than me!" i didn't even react bc who are you??? why wouldn't i type faster than you? get out of my face with your cockroach infested equipment!!!!
January 12, 2026 at 5:04 PM
had a male customer make a comment about my typing yesterday "wow, she types even faster than me!" i didn't even react bc who are you??? why wouldn't i type faster than you? get out of my face with your cockroach infested equipment!!!!
i am NOT a drinker but for some reason every few years i have to test the theory and remind myself why. i told angel to cut me off at 10:30, started drinking water and everything but then people would offer shots or buzz balls and i would go YEAH FUCK IT WHY NOT fully aware i have work today 🫠
January 11, 2026 at 4:54 PM
i am NOT a drinker but for some reason every few years i have to test the theory and remind myself why. i told angel to cut me off at 10:30, started drinking water and everything but then people would offer shots or buzz balls and i would go YEAH FUCK IT WHY NOT fully aware i have work today 🫠
i've had TWO separate appointments rescheduled because "there's only one provider that day" or "the provider has moved his days off" IM SO SICK OF THIS!!!!!!
January 10, 2026 at 4:28 PM
i've had TWO separate appointments rescheduled because "there's only one provider that day" or "the provider has moved his days off" IM SO SICK OF THIS!!!!!!
i just remembered a friend and i had this agreement where whenever we were feeling nosy but didnt want to actually check up on anybody we knew so we'd cyberstalk each others ex friends/bfs and thats how i found out someone sold a halloween costume i let them borrow and they never returned lmao
January 7, 2026 at 2:50 AM
i just remembered a friend and i had this agreement where whenever we were feeling nosy but didnt want to actually check up on anybody we knew so we'd cyberstalk each others ex friends/bfs and thats how i found out someone sold a halloween costume i let them borrow and they never returned lmao
i feel like i'm behind that old lady from the simpsons at the grocery store "i want everything arranged neatly in only one bag BUT I DONT WANT THE BAG TO BE HEAVY"
January 7, 2026 at 12:59 AM
i feel like i'm behind that old lady from the simpsons at the grocery store "i want everything arranged neatly in only one bag BUT I DONT WANT THE BAG TO BE HEAVY"
just realized it's been like 2 months since my neighbors even heard me let alone smelled me smoking and i'm wondering if they thought id moved or something bc it's almost 10 pm on a monday night and im in the backyard coughing up a storm lmao
January 6, 2026 at 5:58 AM
just realized it's been like 2 months since my neighbors even heard me let alone smelled me smoking and i'm wondering if they thought id moved or something bc it's almost 10 pm on a monday night and im in the backyard coughing up a storm lmao
my posters and any paper goods i keep in my room overnight however.... HATE it lmao curling at the edges, fully falling off the wall, feeling soft and tearable lol
my skin has been LOVING sleeping with a humidifier in my room, i fear this is something i can never stop now lmao
January 5, 2026 at 3:28 PM
my posters and any paper goods i keep in my room overnight however.... HATE it lmao curling at the edges, fully falling off the wall, feeling soft and tearable lol
been receiving so many videos in regards to the venezuelan conflict but i'm so fucking brain fried from work that they piss me off like ur making me spend my precious free time watching the NEWS??? WHERE ARE MY CUTE PUPPY VIDEOS GET THIS SHIT OFF MY FEED
January 5, 2026 at 4:10 AM
been receiving so many videos in regards to the venezuelan conflict but i'm so fucking brain fried from work that they piss me off like ur making me spend my precious free time watching the NEWS??? WHERE ARE MY CUTE PUPPY VIDEOS GET THIS SHIT OFF MY FEED
my skin has been LOVING sleeping with a humidifier in my room, i fear this is something i can never stop now lmao
January 4, 2026 at 5:02 PM
my skin has been LOVING sleeping with a humidifier in my room, i fear this is something i can never stop now lmao
i told my manager about how i was listening to the playlist he made me while i drove home in the rain at night and it made me feel like i was in need for speed - i was like "imagine a tank going 80 switching lanes to the beat of some hyper-pop song" and he goes "that sounds terrifying"
January 4, 2026 at 6:04 AM
i told my manager about how i was listening to the playlist he made me while i drove home in the rain at night and it made me feel like i was in need for speed - i was like "imagine a tank going 80 switching lanes to the beat of some hyper-pop song" and he goes "that sounds terrifying"
and it's messed up bc while i do have a good time w my niece when she joins us, something about it only being "MY" sisters and not my sister plus her daughter felt so special to me like even the conversation topics felt different idk but it was so fun 🥹🥹🥹🥹
January 3, 2026 at 6:21 AM
and it's messed up bc while i do have a good time w my niece when she joins us, something about it only being "MY" sisters and not my sister plus her daughter felt so special to me like even the conversation topics felt different idk but it was so fun 🥹🥹🥹🥹