Jessassin
jessassin.blue
Jessassin
@jessassin.blue
My name is Jesse, I do tech-stuff for a living. You might know me from HermitCraft, now I do other things. E:[email protected]
Let's make a mess
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Twitch
Twitch is the world
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December 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Two days in a row cannot be explained
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Jessassin - Twitch
Modded Minecraft
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December 6, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Surprise stream?
Surprise stream.
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Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
December 5, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Everyone knows about tech debt. But have you heard about vibe debt?
November 22, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Hi everyone, I have some sad news to share with you today.

For the last few months Goose has been sick battling cancer. She got the point where she would no longer eat or drink. She was so weak that she had a hard time keeping her balance.
September 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
My favorite part about Bluesky is watching people get roasted for bad takes. This is what Twitter lost.
As a non-lawyer, things will go much more smoothly if you just answer the questions and give them your devices. If you've done nothing wrong, there's no crime to charge you with. If they want to fabricate charges, they'll do that regardless of what you say.
May 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Unironically still one of the best UIs ever made. Simple, legible, easy to navigate, no fluff.
xbox.com Xbox @xbox.com · May 8
10 more minutes and we’re calling the landline
May 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I saw some mudcrabs the other day. Horrible creatures.
April 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Everyone knows about bluescreens, but have you heard about double bluescreens?
March 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Uninstalled the bird app a few weeks back. Put Bluesky in its place. It’s been so refreshing to pick up where I left in my timeline.

It’s also nice only seeing posts from people I follow. And real, genuine discussions - instead of constant engagement bait.
March 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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BREAKING: The Associated Press sues three Trump administration officials over access to presidential events, citing the First Amendment.
AP sues 3 Trump administration officials, citing freedom of speech
The Associated Press is suing three Trump administration officials over access to presidential events.
apnews.com
February 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Doing my part
February 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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I'm really trying to live my life and not add to the dread but this stuff is batshit. Twitter taking over official national transit safety board announcements? And possibly all banking? Where's those democrats I heard so much about
The NTSB says it will no longer email news outlets or reporters with notifications of upcoming press conferences, including those on plane crashes in Washington and Philadelphia.

Instead, all notifications will be made on X.

We're filing a FOIA to find out more about the change in policy.
February 2, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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Never argue with someone who believes their own lies.
January 30, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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I paid sixty dollars for No Man's Sky nine years ago and they refuse to stop making the video game. I've begged them to go home to their families but they won't stop adding new kinds of weird little guys and like, optimizing the gentle patter of rain on an alien ocean. Please let me pay for a DLC
January 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
January 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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there’s so much stuff going on in the world that it feels like the Nintendo Switch 2 reveal was a year ago
January 22, 2025 at 8:50 AM
December 23, 2024 at 2:15 AM
The Home Screen is almost as bad as it drives me CRAZY
Cool. Just gonna move this Timer control into that empty spot down there…
December 22, 2024 at 6:04 PM
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Cool. Just gonna move this Timer control into that empty spot down there…
December 21, 2024 at 11:29 AM
Guys I did it.
I made it to the big leagues.
December 19, 2024 at 8:11 PM
November 26, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Pay attention to rule 6!
November 17, 2024 at 7:28 AM