Jinxy'smom
@jesscd00.bsky.social
ASW therapist 🗣️ misanthropic philanthropist 🥰🤬 bleeding ❤️ the prettiest baddest mofo low down around this town 👺 healing out loud because I was almost lost in the silence
Look just because Daddy has beer money doesn't mean you can have McDonald's, ffs, we're not made out of money
January 19, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Look just because Daddy has beer money doesn't mean you can have McDonald's, ffs, we're not made out of money
Ooooohhhhhh sssshhhiiiiiii......
January 19, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Ooooohhhhhh sssshhhiiiiiii......
Anything but a woman in power tho, amirite
January 15, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Anything but a woman in power tho, amirite
He thinks if we go to war he can cancel them
January 14, 2026 at 4:30 PM
He thinks if we go to war he can cancel them
we're in uncharted territory here
January 13, 2026 at 8:25 PM
we're in uncharted territory here
Classic abuser logic
January 11, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Classic abuser logic
hahaha honestly I would've saved it but I planned on eating it and then forgot about it completely
January 6, 2026 at 3:25 AM
hahaha honestly I would've saved it but I planned on eating it and then forgot about it completely
If you'd asked me (since it's in my freezer) I'd have told you 75 seconds unwrapped in the microwave bc you like them soft 😘
January 6, 2026 at 3:16 AM
If you'd asked me (since it's in my freezer) I'd have told you 75 seconds unwrapped in the microwave bc you like them soft 😘
I didn't get a satire vibe but I also fell asleep in the middle so 🤷🏼♀️😅 and re: the bechdel test....seems like it was written by men *just to pass* the bechdel test, yanno?
January 6, 2026 at 3:12 AM
I didn't get a satire vibe but I also fell asleep in the middle so 🤷🏼♀️😅 and re: the bechdel test....seems like it was written by men *just to pass* the bechdel test, yanno?
ooooohhhhhh j'adore 😍
December 31, 2025 at 3:00 AM
ooooohhhhhh j'adore 😍