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Jesse
@jessebballer.bsky.social
Nokk. I am wanted by the IRS
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October 15, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Just posting this dude on here from yesterday so I don't forget. Hope he doesn't mind
September 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Guys look
September 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I really thought this one was funny
(waking up and staring at everyone after blacking out at the function): Have you guys seen the Ziggurat?

Friend: What? are you okay bro?

Me: Have you seen my cigarette?
September 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Reposted by Jesse
Click to watch the hot dog consumption of 15 GDQ gamers www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6dd8VG4/
Gamers fail the 9/9/9 challenge #gamesdonequick
TikTok video by Alyssa
www.tiktok.com
July 9, 2025 at 4:18 AM
May 14, 2025 at 3:36 AM
that's right
April 26, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Phil
April 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
one should be so lucky. Grimace egg... my son
April 3, 2025 at 4:19 PM
they're going to factory reset me on monday morning
March 2, 2025 at 7:19 PM
diet coke and a diet coke for breakfast 🤫don't tell anyone
February 22, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Reposted by Jesse
Repost if @vetos.bsky.social owes you 10 dollars
January 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM
they are putting a new brain in me in 2025. stay timed
February 16, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I've always wanted to have hair like Gwen Stefani
February 15, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I think I found where they left Drake's body after last night
February 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM
the best pants i own are 15 years old from zara that have a hole in the knee after i fell down at my friend's stairs at 2 am (probably 15 years ago too) and that i half-assed hemmed. they fit so well though
February 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Who did I curse in a past life to make me wake up at 6 AM on a Satuday and now I'm waiting 13 minutes for a bus next to what looks like yogurt but possibly vomit? Messed up wasting that or I hope you had a fun Friday night
February 1, 2025 at 2:33 PM
the big football sunday is here and me and the boys (just me and myself) are getting ready by grilling with some cold ones (chicken burger and non-alcoholic beer)
January 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
(waking up and staring at everyone after blacking out at the function): Have you guys seen the Ziggurat?

Friend: What? are you okay bro?

Me: Have you seen my cigarette?
January 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
can check. new year edition. tonight we let the kirkland signature lager talk
January 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
before 2024 ends does anyone want to murder me
December 29, 2024 at 3:38 PM
so bin ich
December 27, 2024 at 8:51 PM
bread!
December 15, 2024 at 9:14 PM
have a sip my dude
December 14, 2024 at 7:20 PM
look at this dude. no fear. let me walk up and say hello and take some pics. you fool! I'm gonna get you now
December 9, 2024 at 10:51 PM