Jesse Berney
@jesseberney.com
Writer. 20+ years in politics, advocacy, and labor. Masters candidate in counseling and clinical intern therapist. He/him. DC.
Check out this mario-lookin motherfucker in the new season of culinary class wars
January 11, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Check out this mario-lookin motherfucker in the new season of culinary class wars
oh so you're RACIST racist
January 10, 2026 at 4:52 PM
oh so you're RACIST racist
Well this is the most terrifying thing I have ever read.
January 8, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Well this is the most terrifying thing I have ever read.
ok this is genuinely funny
January 7, 2026 at 1:16 AM
ok this is genuinely funny
colin powell just sent me this photo of greenland wmds
January 6, 2026 at 4:18 PM
colin powell just sent me this photo of greenland wmds
guys my donut is snoring
December 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM
guys my donut is snoring
saw this ad and I guess it's supposed to be an inspirational story but honestly all I can think about is how badly this woman needs therapy after her emotionally abusive childhood
December 5, 2025 at 2:23 PM
saw this ad and I guess it's supposed to be an inspirational story but honestly all I can think about is how badly this woman needs therapy after her emotionally abusive childhood
Also look at how fuckin dry her turkey was
November 29, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Also look at how fuckin dry her turkey was
guys this is the same dog
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
guys this is the same dog
God I forgot about this. It is AMAZING the things we learned about this man in 2015-6 that did not immediately bring his campaign to a close.
November 18, 2025 at 1:20 AM
God I forgot about this. It is AMAZING the things we learned about this man in 2015-6 that did not immediately bring his campaign to a close.
So these were incredible
November 15, 2025 at 3:04 AM
So these were incredible
sorry, I made pumpkin brownie bars
November 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
sorry, I made pumpkin brownie bars
Which psychologists consider this? Because maybe someone should take their licenses away and also lock them in a dungeon since they are literally a danger to society.
November 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Which psychologists consider this? Because maybe someone should take their licenses away and also lock them in a dungeon since they are literally a danger to society.
PICTURED: what the other wing is doing to the "hitler sucks" wing of the GOP
November 6, 2025 at 1:30 PM
PICTURED: what the other wing is doing to the "hitler sucks" wing of the GOP
at least I still have this idiot
November 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
at least I still have this idiot
but jesse what did you make for the block party
omg thank you for asking, I made apple fritters and they're amazing
omg thank you for asking, I made apple fritters and they're amazing
November 1, 2025 at 7:11 PM
but jesse what did you make for the block party
omg thank you for asking, I made apple fritters and they're amazing
omg thank you for asking, I made apple fritters and they're amazing
My friends were Log Lady and Dead Laura Palmer
November 1, 2025 at 5:19 AM
My friends were Log Lady and Dead Laura Palmer
Here are the dog and the pumpkin lasagna, but it's up to you to decide which is which.
October 31, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Here are the dog and the pumpkin lasagna, but it's up to you to decide which is which.
sitcom-generated gen-x nostalgia bomb
October 29, 2025 at 12:31 PM
sitcom-generated gen-x nostalgia bomb
boy this quote is really hitting this morning
October 28, 2025 at 12:45 PM
boy this quote is really hitting this morning
hey can someone remind me why republicans were so mad at hunter biden
October 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
hey can someone remind me why republicans were so mad at hunter biden
guys the paper is going great
October 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
guys the paper is going great
Currently unemployed, but family is financially secure enough that I could give a little!
October 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Currently unemployed, but family is financially secure enough that I could give a little!